Newsflash: Football is a dangerous game, it is violent, and it involves large men hitting each other as hard as they can. Sometimes they get hurt. Sometimes they hit each other in the head. Sometimes they get concussions. As someone who has played football, watched football, and coached football for his entire life this is not news. Apparently, it is news to Commissioner Goodell. James Harrison was fined an egregious amount of money because Commissioner Goodell apparently cares about the welfare and health of NFL players, despite the fact that he is the main proponent of expanding the NFL season to 18 games. The position that Goodell is taking in this matter is likely the most hypocritical position I have ever witnessed. He wants to "limit" injuries yet expand the season in the most brutal, physical professional sport in the world. Furthermore, if the owners lock the players out in March (as a result of no new CBA), the players will be without healthcare. As a result, all of those players with post-concussion syndrome (that Goodell apparently cares so much about) will have to pay for their own treatment. Goodell doesn't care about the players, he cares about his league making money. That's the bottom line. Now that I got that off my chest, here are my thoughts regarding this week's game...
THE GOOD
BEN ROETHLISBERGER: I, along with most of Steelers' nation, was anxious to see how Large Benjamin would fare in his first true road game since returning from his four (4) game suspension. Luckily for Ben, Steelers' nation travels very, very well. What should have been a hostile environment for the accused sexual predator turned out to be Pittsburgh South. Fortunately for Ben, most of the away crowds he faces will have a similar feel (minus Baltimore and Cincinnati). That being said, Large Benjamin, for the most part, was masterful yesterday. As we have grown accustomed to, he extended plays, improvised, and generally delivered the ball on queue to his receivers. Ben finished with an impressive 19-32, 302 yards, 2 TDs and a passer rating of 132.0. In the four (4) games in which Ben was suspended, the Steelers threw for a league low 544 yards. In the two (2) games since Ben's return the Steelers have thrown for 547 yards. On top of those statistics, Roethlisberger threw one of the nicest deep balls I've ever seen, delivering a perfect strike (while being hurried) on the 53 yard touchdown pass to Mike Wallace.
JASON WORILDS: The rookie was thrust into action Sunday after the hamstring injury to Pro-Bowl linebacker Lamar Woodley. He did not disappoint. While Worilds was unable to record his first sack as a Steelers' linebacker, he did bring constant pressure to Chad Henne. Most importantly, Worilds was able to bring the heat in the Dolphin's final offensive play, forcing Henne into an errant throw. If anything, we learned that Worilds will be a viable substitute for Woodley should his injury keep him out of the lineup for the forseeable future.
IKE TAYLOR: The Steelers' cornerback limited All-Pro wide receiver Brandon Marshall to a rather meaningless 5 receptions and 57 yards. This effort is especially significant considering that Marshall accumulated 11 receptions for 121 yards last year in the Steelers' victory over the Broncos. Taylor's performance is especially comforting in that that the Steelers will face very fluent passing offenses in each of the next three (3) weeks. The Steelers will need Taylor to play at the All Pro caliber he exhibited on Sunday.
HINES WARD: The ageless wonder accounted for seven (7) receptions, 131 yards and 1 TD this week. The constant "is Hines Ward a Hall of Famer" debate is growing quite tiresome. He IS a hall of fame player. He SHOULD be a first ballot Hall of Famer. If you disagree, well, you're an idiot.
THE BAD
EMMANUEL SANDERS: I struggled on where to place Sanders in this post. Clearly, Sanders was a positive factor with two (2) key kickoff returns, especially the 48 yard return which ultimately set up the Steelers' winning field goal drive. HOWEVER, the worst possible way to start a game is to fumble an opening kickoff. To do so is unacceptable. If the Steelers weren't fielding the greatest defense in the world at the time, we would have been looking at a 7-0 hole within the first :30 seconds of the game. As the Steelers begin to suffer the inevitable injury bug which comes with an NFL season, special teams gaffes will become more and more fatal. I expect that Sanders will be deep again this coming week in New Orleans, and I also expect that he will be holding the rock high and tight.
DUMBO BEN: As noted above, Large Benjamin was mostly brilliant in yesterday's 23-22 win. HOWEVER, Ben did display his bad side on at least two (2) (and arguably 3) occasions yesterday. In the first quarter, on 3rd and 9 from his own 22 yard line, the Steelers' offensive line had an epic breakdown, allowing three (3) Dolphins' defenders to maul Large Benjamin. Instead of taking an inconsequential sack, Ben felt it necessary to attempt a chest pass with defenders hanging from each extremity. The result = Steelers turnover and potentially a 10-0 start. Once again, the GREATEST DEFENSE IN THE WORLD bailed the Steelers out and held the Dolphins to a field goal. Again, in the 4th quarter, and clinging to a two (2) point lead, Ben again attempted to prolong a play which was blown up by the Dolphins' defensive line. The result = another DUMB fumble. Luckily for the Steelers, Maurkice Pouncey was in prime position to recover the fumble. If there is one constant criticism of Ben, it is his inability to cut his losses. That being said, there have been countless times when I thought Ben was sacked in which he has prolonged the play and led us to big plays, first downs, and touchdowns. He is arguably the greatest "sandlot" quarterback in NFL history. Sometimes this style of play leads to unfortunate turnovers and mistakes. I wish there was a way for Ben to reel it in sometimes but I just don't see that happening. I guess, as Steelers' fans, we live by the sword and die by the sword.
OFFICIATING: Let's get one thing straight...the officials made the CORRECT call AFTER reviewing the Steelers' "touchdown" with 2:27 left in the game. There is no possible way the officials could have determined who recovered the football after Roethlisberger's fumble. For those of you that have never played football, the officials in that situation were likely SCREAMING at the players in the scrum to "LET GO" because their was a "TOUCHDOWN." As such, the fact that the Dolphins came up with the football is completely irrelevant. Large Benjamin indicated in his post game press conference that he had possession of the ball at the bottom of the pile (Obviously, he is the most honest and trustworthy player in the NFL...he would never lie about anything, and he would never, ever, ever do anything illicit or deceptive!!!). Despite the above, the officials should have clearly seen that Ben fumbled. The ball came out a full yard before the goalline. There is no reason that the play should have been called a touchdown initially, and there is no reason that the referees shouldn't have been on top of that scrum to determine who recovered the fumble. On top of that, the referees missed a BLATANT and OUTRIGHT DISGUSTING holding call when Polamalu blitzed up the middle on Devone Bess' 22 yard touchdown run with 5:17 left in the fourth quarter. Also, the refs missed an obvious defensive holding call against the Dolphins early in the 3rd quarter when Channing Crowder more or less undressed Hines Ward in the endzone. All in all, it was a horrible game for the zebras.
THE UGLY
DOLPHINS POST GAME QUOTES: "The refs called a wonderful game -- for the Steelers." -- Channing Crowder
"Y'all ain't never seen anybody handle Pittsburgh like we did today. They took that game from us. They took it from us, bottom line." -- Karlos Dansby
"There should be a board that fines refs for making decisions like that." -- Tony McDaniel
Interestingly enough, the Dolphins started their first two (2) drives at the Steelers' 20 and 13 yard lines, respectively. Guess what, they got six (6) freaking points out of those two drives. Also, even AFTER the "fix" when the refs "gave" the Steelers the game, the Dolphins had 2:26 to try to mount a game winning drive against the Steelers depleted defense. I'm sorry, but the Dolphins LOST that game. Despite the questionable call by the referees, they should not be blaming anyone but themselves for the loss. In all honesty, good teams win games like that and bad teams lose them. The Steelers won and the Dolphins lost.
AARON SMITH: The heart and soul of the Steelers' defense was lost to a season ending injury this Sunday. Words cannot express how big of a loss this is for the Steelers. Ziggy Hood better grow up fast. If not, don't expect much from this team in January. In all honesty, I believe this injury SIGNIFICANTLY decreases the odds of a 7th Lombardi trophy. Unless Hood becomes a superstar very quickly, this team is likely one and done in the playoffs.
Other random thoughts:
- I almost picked up Kenny Britt on my fantasy team this week. Instead I opted for a kicker. Good move on my part!
- I love seeing commercials for the T.OCHO SHOW for many reasons. #1: the Bengals suck; #2: those dudes are idiots and the Bengals suck; #3: they are actually somewhat amusing.
- The Raiders scored 59 points. The Broncos defense should consider mass suicide.
- I really like both the teams in the World Series. Going with the Giants in 6.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Steelers vs. Browns: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
After watching the Steelers play their first four (4) games without a real NFL quarterback, it was refreshing to wake up this morning knowing that I would be watching a real, live NFL QB under center for Pittsburgh. As most of the free world knows, the Steelers' two (2) time Superbowl champion quarterback was suspended for the first four (4) games of the 2010 NFL season. Large Benjamin was suspended for being ACCUSED of committing a crime. The Georgia Bureau of Investigation conducted a two (2) month investigation regarding the accusations surrounding the Steelers' QB. After interviewing countless witnesses, and reviewing the evidence, it was determined that it could not be proven that the quarterback committed any crime or legal wrongdoing. Despite NO criminal charges being brought against the quarterback, Roger Goodell (the NFL commissioner) determined that a four (4) game suspension was warranted. After handing down the suspension, most football fans, and the vast majority of ESPN "experts," wrote the Steelers off for dead. HOWEVER, the Steelers clearly had other plans. Now, coming into today's game at 3-1 (and one Joe Flacco TD pass away from 4-0) the Steelers were considered Superbowl contenders, if not Superbowl favorites. Once again, the Steelers played like Superbowl contenders today (this time with a capable quarterback). My thoughts on today's game are below.
THE GOOD
Large Benjamin: Obviously, the Steelers' QB was the story of the day. Steelers' nation was anxious, excited, and somewhat nervous for the return of their franchise quarterback. Would he be ready? Would he be in shape? Would he be on the same page as his receivers? Would he be rusty? Well, yes, yes, yes, and yes. After shaking off the aforementioned "rust," and throwing an UGLY first quarter redzone INT, Ben played mostly solid and consistent all day. He exhibited his usual awkward elusiveness, his ability to prolong plays and find the open receiver, and his strange talent for under-throwing streaking wide open receivers so badly that the defensive backs overrun the ball, allowing the receivers to come back and make the completion (needless to say, this is not how Peyton Manning does it). Ben's final statistics for the day were what we have come to expect from him (16-27, 257 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT). Obviously, barring injury, the last thing Steelers' nation needs to worry about is the quarterback position (this is also assuming that Ben will be staying away from 20 year old Duquesne sorority sisters in Southside bar bathrooms (perhaps this is a rather bold assumption)). In any event, I am glad to see #7 back under center.
Silverback: James Harrison went "bison hunting" during the Steelers' bye week. Apparently, he was excited at the proposition of killing an animal which would yield him 600 lbs of meat. Maybe James was unsuccessful on his bison hunting trip. Maybe he failed to realize that his hunting trip was over and he simply felt like continuing to try and kill things today. Regardless, Mr. Harrison almost took the lives of the two best Browns' offensive players(the term "best" is to be loosely used when discussing anyone on the Browns' offense). Both Joshua Cribbs and Mohamed Massaquoi were momentarily knocked unconscious and forced to leave the game due to vicious, legal hits by Mr. Harrison.
Emmanuel Sanders: After being inactive for the previous three (3) games, the rookie speedster from Southern Methodist University contributed two (2) key first down receptions for the Steelers today. If anything, we have now seen flashes of brilliance from both Sanders and rookie Antonio Brown. Wide receiver depth is another area that Steelers' fans need not worry about for a long time.
The fans: Another topic of the day was how the Steelers' fans would react to the return of Large Benjamin. Honestly, the best possible scenario occurred for Ben. His team went 3-1 in his absence, the team's backup QBs played pretty poorly, and his first game back was against the Browns, at home. Despite the above, there was some question as to whether the Steelers' QB would receive a favorable ovation at home, in light of the accusations brought against him. Speaking as someone who was at the game, I can attest that the ovation Ben Roethlisberger received was likely the loudest ovation I've ever heard for a Steelers' player, outside of Bettis' last home game against the Detroit Lions in 2005. Also, I amazingly did not hear ONE fan clamoring for Charlie Batch when Ben threw his untimely first quarter interception. Amazing.
THE BAD
The faux rivalry: Cleveland fans like to consider this a rivalry game. They even refer to the week of the Browns/Steelers game as "Steelers week." That's really cute, but the reality is that, at this point, the Browns and Steelers are pretty much the opposite of a rivalry. Dictionary.com defines a rival as "a person or thing that is in a position to dispute another's preeminence or superiority." Given that definition, lets do a little fact checking... In the past ten (10) years the Steelers own a 19-3 record against the hapless Browns. During that same time frame, the Browns have one (1) postseason appearance wherein they lost to the STEELERS 36-33. Also during that time frame, the Steelers have qualified for the playoffs six (6) times, winning two (2) Lombardi trophies. In those twenty-two (22) meetings, the Steelers have outscored the Browns 537-306 (that's a 33 TD difference, but who's counting). My apologies to Cleveland fans (some of whom are actually friends and family), but we are no longer rivals. Get a half decent team and then we will have this discussion. In the meantime, keep having your "Steelers weeks" and enjoy the losses. The Steelers are VASTLY superior to the Browns.
Fourth Quarter Defense: Once again, the Steelers' defense left much to be desired in the fourth quarter. After dominating much of the game, the Steelers' defense once again allowed a sustained fourth quarter touchdown drive. Only this time, the quarterback was not a budding superstar like Joe Flacco, or an old pro like Kerry Collins. Rather, rookie third (3rd) round draft pick Colt McCoy led the Browns to a six (6) play, seventy (70) yard TD drive in the waning minutes of the fourth quarter. I realize I am splitting hairs in continually mentioning the shortcomings of the best defense in the NFL. However, quite honestly, I have almost no faith in this defense in a late game situation against an elite QB like Brees or Brady (both of whom we will see in the coming weeks).
UGLY
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10290/1096050-100.stm I'm sorry, but if you are planning a protest, and you are going to spend your entire Sunday morning holding signs and yelling stupid chants, at least get more than twenty (20) people to support your ridiculous cause. This has to go down as the worst protest effort of all time.
The upcoming schedule: The always fickle and over-emotional majority of Steelers' nation has likely taken out second mortgages on their homes in order to purchase plane tickets and hotel rooms for Dallas. Unfortunately, the Steelers' schedule gets much more difficult from this point forward. After a tough three (3) game road stretch which consists of a good Miami team, last year's Superbowl champion New Orleans Saints, and the Bungles (who bested the Steelers twice last year), the Steelers still have tough home games against the New York Jets and the hated Patriots (not to mention a Sunday night game at Baltimore). I'm not saying that the Steelers are not a Superbowl caliber team, HOWEVER, I would recommend that you wait a few more weeks before you purchase those plane tickets.
Other random thoughts:
-I made it to the local bar after the game today just in time to catch the end of the Patriots/Ravens game. Obviously, I hate both of these teams. However, it was easy to root for the Patriots in this game as we are currently in a battle for AFC North supremacy with the Ravens. HOWEVER, as soon as the Patriots kicked the game winning field goal in overtime, I was reminded why I hate Patriots fans (for the most part), as I was greeted by a group of heavily intoxicated Pats fans who reminded me that the Steelers lost to the Ravens which clearly proves that the Patriots are better than the Steelers. November 14th cannot get here soon enough.
-Playoff baseball is awesome. Could you imagine PNC Park sold out in October? For what it's worth, I am rooting for the Giants and Rangers although I fully expect another Yankees/Phillies World Series.
-We are one step closer to a TCU-Boise State National Championship game. I'm sure the ratings will be great for that game (or not). Just another example as to why a playoff is severely needed in college football. Can you imagine the following bowl games, with none of the participants eligible for the national championship: Oregon/tOSU (rose bowl), Auburn/Oklahoma (Fiesta Bowl) and Alabama/Nebraska (Sugar Bowl). It could happen.
THE GOOD
Large Benjamin: Obviously, the Steelers' QB was the story of the day. Steelers' nation was anxious, excited, and somewhat nervous for the return of their franchise quarterback. Would he be ready? Would he be in shape? Would he be on the same page as his receivers? Would he be rusty? Well, yes, yes, yes, and yes. After shaking off the aforementioned "rust," and throwing an UGLY first quarter redzone INT, Ben played mostly solid and consistent all day. He exhibited his usual awkward elusiveness, his ability to prolong plays and find the open receiver, and his strange talent for under-throwing streaking wide open receivers so badly that the defensive backs overrun the ball, allowing the receivers to come back and make the completion (needless to say, this is not how Peyton Manning does it). Ben's final statistics for the day were what we have come to expect from him (16-27, 257 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT). Obviously, barring injury, the last thing Steelers' nation needs to worry about is the quarterback position (this is also assuming that Ben will be staying away from 20 year old Duquesne sorority sisters in Southside bar bathrooms (perhaps this is a rather bold assumption)). In any event, I am glad to see #7 back under center.
Silverback: James Harrison went "bison hunting" during the Steelers' bye week. Apparently, he was excited at the proposition of killing an animal which would yield him 600 lbs of meat. Maybe James was unsuccessful on his bison hunting trip. Maybe he failed to realize that his hunting trip was over and he simply felt like continuing to try and kill things today. Regardless, Mr. Harrison almost took the lives of the two best Browns' offensive players(the term "best" is to be loosely used when discussing anyone on the Browns' offense). Both Joshua Cribbs and Mohamed Massaquoi were momentarily knocked unconscious and forced to leave the game due to vicious, legal hits by Mr. Harrison.
Emmanuel Sanders: After being inactive for the previous three (3) games, the rookie speedster from Southern Methodist University contributed two (2) key first down receptions for the Steelers today. If anything, we have now seen flashes of brilliance from both Sanders and rookie Antonio Brown. Wide receiver depth is another area that Steelers' fans need not worry about for a long time.
The fans: Another topic of the day was how the Steelers' fans would react to the return of Large Benjamin. Honestly, the best possible scenario occurred for Ben. His team went 3-1 in his absence, the team's backup QBs played pretty poorly, and his first game back was against the Browns, at home. Despite the above, there was some question as to whether the Steelers' QB would receive a favorable ovation at home, in light of the accusations brought against him. Speaking as someone who was at the game, I can attest that the ovation Ben Roethlisberger received was likely the loudest ovation I've ever heard for a Steelers' player, outside of Bettis' last home game against the Detroit Lions in 2005. Also, I amazingly did not hear ONE fan clamoring for Charlie Batch when Ben threw his untimely first quarter interception. Amazing.
THE BAD
The faux rivalry: Cleveland fans like to consider this a rivalry game. They even refer to the week of the Browns/Steelers game as "Steelers week." That's really cute, but the reality is that, at this point, the Browns and Steelers are pretty much the opposite of a rivalry. Dictionary.com defines a rival as "a person or thing that is in a position to dispute another's preeminence or superiority." Given that definition, lets do a little fact checking... In the past ten (10) years the Steelers own a 19-3 record against the hapless Browns. During that same time frame, the Browns have one (1) postseason appearance wherein they lost to the STEELERS 36-33. Also during that time frame, the Steelers have qualified for the playoffs six (6) times, winning two (2) Lombardi trophies. In those twenty-two (22) meetings, the Steelers have outscored the Browns 537-306 (that's a 33 TD difference, but who's counting). My apologies to Cleveland fans (some of whom are actually friends and family), but we are no longer rivals. Get a half decent team and then we will have this discussion. In the meantime, keep having your "Steelers weeks" and enjoy the losses. The Steelers are VASTLY superior to the Browns.
Fourth Quarter Defense: Once again, the Steelers' defense left much to be desired in the fourth quarter. After dominating much of the game, the Steelers' defense once again allowed a sustained fourth quarter touchdown drive. Only this time, the quarterback was not a budding superstar like Joe Flacco, or an old pro like Kerry Collins. Rather, rookie third (3rd) round draft pick Colt McCoy led the Browns to a six (6) play, seventy (70) yard TD drive in the waning minutes of the fourth quarter. I realize I am splitting hairs in continually mentioning the shortcomings of the best defense in the NFL. However, quite honestly, I have almost no faith in this defense in a late game situation against an elite QB like Brees or Brady (both of whom we will see in the coming weeks).
UGLY
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10290/1096050-100.stm I'm sorry, but if you are planning a protest, and you are going to spend your entire Sunday morning holding signs and yelling stupid chants, at least get more than twenty (20) people to support your ridiculous cause. This has to go down as the worst protest effort of all time.
The upcoming schedule: The always fickle and over-emotional majority of Steelers' nation has likely taken out second mortgages on their homes in order to purchase plane tickets and hotel rooms for Dallas. Unfortunately, the Steelers' schedule gets much more difficult from this point forward. After a tough three (3) game road stretch which consists of a good Miami team, last year's Superbowl champion New Orleans Saints, and the Bungles (who bested the Steelers twice last year), the Steelers still have tough home games against the New York Jets and the hated Patriots (not to mention a Sunday night game at Baltimore). I'm not saying that the Steelers are not a Superbowl caliber team, HOWEVER, I would recommend that you wait a few more weeks before you purchase those plane tickets.
Other random thoughts:
-I made it to the local bar after the game today just in time to catch the end of the Patriots/Ravens game. Obviously, I hate both of these teams. However, it was easy to root for the Patriots in this game as we are currently in a battle for AFC North supremacy with the Ravens. HOWEVER, as soon as the Patriots kicked the game winning field goal in overtime, I was reminded why I hate Patriots fans (for the most part), as I was greeted by a group of heavily intoxicated Pats fans who reminded me that the Steelers lost to the Ravens which clearly proves that the Patriots are better than the Steelers. November 14th cannot get here soon enough.
-Playoff baseball is awesome. Could you imagine PNC Park sold out in October? For what it's worth, I am rooting for the Giants and Rangers although I fully expect another Yankees/Phillies World Series.
-We are one step closer to a TCU-Boise State National Championship game. I'm sure the ratings will be great for that game (or not). Just another example as to why a playoff is severely needed in college football. Can you imagine the following bowl games, with none of the participants eligible for the national championship: Oregon/tOSU (rose bowl), Auburn/Oklahoma (Fiesta Bowl) and Alabama/Nebraska (Sugar Bowl). It could happen.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Steelers vs. Ravens: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
I don't hate many things. I hate Al Quaeda. I hate Satan. I hate racism. I hate pedophiles. I hate when my steak is overcooked. I hate when my beer is skunked. But the thing I hate the most, without question, is the professional football team from Baltimore. I honestly get in a bad mood, a horrible mood actually (ask my wife), every time we play them. I hate the city, I hate their coach, I hate their ex-coach, I hate their fans, I hate their quarterback, but mostly I hate their linebacker or, as Coach Tomlin would refer to him, "#52." I hate thinking about them. I hate their stupid purple uniforms. I really, really hate them. Now that I got that off my chest, below are my thoughts on this week's loss to the Ravens.
THE GOOD
3-1: Most people anticipated a 1-3 or, at best case, 2-2 start for the Steelers without Large Benjamin (as you may recall, I predicted that the Steelers would begin the season with a 3-1 record. Unlike the national media, and most of yinzer nation, I recognized the fact that, when healthy, the Steelers defense is awesome). The Steelers weathered the storm the past four (4) weeks and did what they needed to do to put themselves in a good position to contend for the AFC North crown and a top seed in the AFC playoffs. Mike Tomlin certainly had his team prepared to face the fire without their signal caller. If one thing has been proven time and time again with this team it's that, when disrespected and/or underrated, they are at their best.
The rivalry: As noted above, I really hate the Ravens. However, there is no denying the fact that the Steelers/Ravens has become the ultimate rivalry in the NFL today. In the past ten (10) years the teams have met twenty-three (23) times with the Steelers owning a 13-10 record in those games (including a 23-14 victory in the 2008 AFC Championship game which ultimately led to the Steelers' sixth (6th) Superbowl win, which is five (5) more Superbowl championships than the Ravens, just for the record). In those twenty-three (23) games the Steelers have outscored the Ravens 426-407. In addition to the amazing competitiveness of the rivalry, these teams truly hate each other. There was the Joey Porter/Ray Lewis incident; the Joey Porter/Todd Heap incident; the Tommy Maddox (thank you dear Ravens for injuring Tommy Maddox and commencing our 15-1 season) incident; the Bart Scott/Ben Roethlisberger incident; the Hines Ward/Ed Reed incident; the Hines Ward/Bart Scott incident; the Ravens' bounty on Hines Ward incident; the Mendenhall/Ray Rice/text message/broken shoulder incident; and FINALLY, the time where I called the sweet, innocent, cute blond girl in a Ravens jersey a "fat whore" incident (I'm sorry). Once again yesterday, despite the outcome for Steelers' fans, this game did not disappoint. There were several times during the game when I simply leaned over to my dad and said "this is awesome." The atmosphere at a Steelers/Ravens game is just different. It's personal. It's amazing. I love it.
Rashard Mendenhall: Had you told me before the game that Rashard was going to have 80 yards rushing and two (2) TDs, I would have bet you $500 that the Steelers win the game. Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for my checkbook, we did not make that bet. Mendenhall is currently fourth (4th) in the NFL in rushing which is a testament to both his maturity as an elite NFL running back and the offensive line's renewed commitment to the running game. I truly hope that this hard-nosed mentality continues when Large Benjamin and his rocket arm returns to our offense.
Antwaan Randle-El: I momentarily forgot this gentleman was on the team. At one point in the second quarter I saw a Steelers receiver make an amazing diving catch near the goalline and commented, "who the hell was that?" Catch of the year thus far for the Steelers.
Daniel SEPULVEDA: I continually praise the punter, which is kind of weird, but this dude is really awesome. Seriously, he's awesome. 5 punts for a 49.7 yard average yesterday. Not to mention that the hang time on said punts was good enough to limit the Ravens to less than 5 yards per return.
THE BAD
Charlie Batch: I, once again, debated on where to place Chaz Batch in this article. On one hand, he was our FOURTH string QB about eight (8) months ago. He's 36, going on 56. He's brittle. I'm not sure that he would start for most college teams. So, I really can't pick on the guy, it's just not fair. HOWEVER, he is a 13 year NFL veteran and he looked like a fish out of water for most of the game on Sunday. He continually had plenty of time to throw and simply failed to find the open receivers. For the MOST part, when he did throw to open receivers, he missed them. But, like I said, not much was expected of Chaz and, quite honestly, he did enough not to LOSE the game for the Steelers. Unfortunately, he did not do enough to win the game. Regardless, I appreciate Charlie Batch. He is a true Pittsburgh Steeler (thank God I will not have to see him play again, EVER).
Late game play-calling: After the impressive goal-line stand by the defense late in the 4th quarter, the offensive took over at the 3 yard line with 2:40 left. They proceeded to rack up two (2) false start penalties, zero (0) yards and only use 1:32 on the clock. I understand the conservative mentality that Ariens and Tomlin had going into this series. Obviously, we are blessed with a world class defense. Obviously, they should be trusted with the game on the line. HOWEVER, this is the NFL and the Ravens also have VERY talented players on the offensive side of the ball. Had the Steelers gained one first down on that final drive the game would have effectively been over. The Steelers have two (2) of the most reliable possession, first down making, receivers in the NFL (Ward and Miller). You have to give those guys a chance in that type of situation.
Bryant McFadden: For the laymen, when you are playing cornerback in a cover-3 defense in a late game situation, you have one responsibility... DON'T LET ANYONE GET BEHIND YOU.
THE UGLY
Skippy: Once again, it's tough to be too hard on a kicker for missing 49 and 45 yard field goals in Heinz Field on a windy day. HOWEVER, this is the same guy who was publicly bitching to the media for not being offered a new contract in the offseason. Chances are that Skippy WILL be offered a new contract this offseason. It just won't be the Steelers doing the offering. God help the towel dispensers in whatever city he signs.
Late game defensive collapses: It's very difficult to criticize this year's Steelers defense. HOWEVER, the Ravens did make it look very easy in going 40 yards in :40 for the game-winning TD. Normally, I would say this was an aberration. But, lets not forget that the Steelers were a dropped Nate Washington TD catch, and potential 2-point conversion, from blowing an 16-point lead against the Titans less than 3 weeks ago. Furthermore, the Steelers allowed late game-winnings TDs last year against the Raiders and the Chiefs which prevented the reigning Superbowl champions from reaching the playoffs. I am very hesitant to criticize Professor LeBeau. But, if there is any criticism that can be made about his defenses over the past twenty (20) years, it's that they become somewhat soft in late game situations with a lead.
The Ravens do not support breast cancer awareness: This is really no surprise considering that the Ravens are composed of murderers and terrorists. As you may know, yesterday was "Breast Cancer Awareness Day" in the NFL. Most of the players in the NFL wore something pink yesterday to support the cause for breast cancer cure and research. None of the Ravens took part in this day. Not surprising. I hate them.
Other random thoughts:
- Obviously it's early in the season, but at this point there are only 12 teams I can consider Superbowl contenders: Saints, Steelers, Ravens, Jets, Colts, Falcons, Eagles, Texans, Vikings, Packers, Patriots. Am I missing anyone?
- Calvin Johnson is making his case as the best receiver in the NFL.
- How does a guy like Arian Foster go undrafted? He played well for a big school (Tennessee), he's big, strong and fast. I understand that he had some character issues but Maurice Clarett and LeGarrette Blount both got drafted. How was this guy missed?
- The Chiefs are the worst 3-0 team in NFL history.
- The Colts are in THIRD place in the AFC South.
- Alabama and Oregon are clearly the two best teams in college football at this point. HOWEVER, if Pryor comes back healthy tOSU will run the table which will cause a complete cluster in the BCS. I expect there to be at least 4 undefeated teams this year.
THE GOOD
3-1: Most people anticipated a 1-3 or, at best case, 2-2 start for the Steelers without Large Benjamin (as you may recall, I predicted that the Steelers would begin the season with a 3-1 record. Unlike the national media, and most of yinzer nation, I recognized the fact that, when healthy, the Steelers defense is awesome). The Steelers weathered the storm the past four (4) weeks and did what they needed to do to put themselves in a good position to contend for the AFC North crown and a top seed in the AFC playoffs. Mike Tomlin certainly had his team prepared to face the fire without their signal caller. If one thing has been proven time and time again with this team it's that, when disrespected and/or underrated, they are at their best.
The rivalry: As noted above, I really hate the Ravens. However, there is no denying the fact that the Steelers/Ravens has become the ultimate rivalry in the NFL today. In the past ten (10) years the teams have met twenty-three (23) times with the Steelers owning a 13-10 record in those games (including a 23-14 victory in the 2008 AFC Championship game which ultimately led to the Steelers' sixth (6th) Superbowl win, which is five (5) more Superbowl championships than the Ravens, just for the record). In those twenty-three (23) games the Steelers have outscored the Ravens 426-407. In addition to the amazing competitiveness of the rivalry, these teams truly hate each other. There was the Joey Porter/Ray Lewis incident; the Joey Porter/Todd Heap incident; the Tommy Maddox (thank you dear Ravens for injuring Tommy Maddox and commencing our 15-1 season) incident; the Bart Scott/Ben Roethlisberger incident; the Hines Ward/Ed Reed incident; the Hines Ward/Bart Scott incident; the Ravens' bounty on Hines Ward incident; the Mendenhall/Ray Rice/text message/broken shoulder incident; and FINALLY, the time where I called the sweet, innocent, cute blond girl in a Ravens jersey a "fat whore" incident (I'm sorry). Once again yesterday, despite the outcome for Steelers' fans, this game did not disappoint. There were several times during the game when I simply leaned over to my dad and said "this is awesome." The atmosphere at a Steelers/Ravens game is just different. It's personal. It's amazing. I love it.
Rashard Mendenhall: Had you told me before the game that Rashard was going to have 80 yards rushing and two (2) TDs, I would have bet you $500 that the Steelers win the game. Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for my checkbook, we did not make that bet. Mendenhall is currently fourth (4th) in the NFL in rushing which is a testament to both his maturity as an elite NFL running back and the offensive line's renewed commitment to the running game. I truly hope that this hard-nosed mentality continues when Large Benjamin and his rocket arm returns to our offense.
Antwaan Randle-El: I momentarily forgot this gentleman was on the team. At one point in the second quarter I saw a Steelers receiver make an amazing diving catch near the goalline and commented, "who the hell was that?" Catch of the year thus far for the Steelers.
Daniel SEPULVEDA: I continually praise the punter, which is kind of weird, but this dude is really awesome. Seriously, he's awesome. 5 punts for a 49.7 yard average yesterday. Not to mention that the hang time on said punts was good enough to limit the Ravens to less than 5 yards per return.
THE BAD
Charlie Batch: I, once again, debated on where to place Chaz Batch in this article. On one hand, he was our FOURTH string QB about eight (8) months ago. He's 36, going on 56. He's brittle. I'm not sure that he would start for most college teams. So, I really can't pick on the guy, it's just not fair. HOWEVER, he is a 13 year NFL veteran and he looked like a fish out of water for most of the game on Sunday. He continually had plenty of time to throw and simply failed to find the open receivers. For the MOST part, when he did throw to open receivers, he missed them. But, like I said, not much was expected of Chaz and, quite honestly, he did enough not to LOSE the game for the Steelers. Unfortunately, he did not do enough to win the game. Regardless, I appreciate Charlie Batch. He is a true Pittsburgh Steeler (thank God I will not have to see him play again, EVER).
Late game play-calling: After the impressive goal-line stand by the defense late in the 4th quarter, the offensive took over at the 3 yard line with 2:40 left. They proceeded to rack up two (2) false start penalties, zero (0) yards and only use 1:32 on the clock. I understand the conservative mentality that Ariens and Tomlin had going into this series. Obviously, we are blessed with a world class defense. Obviously, they should be trusted with the game on the line. HOWEVER, this is the NFL and the Ravens also have VERY talented players on the offensive side of the ball. Had the Steelers gained one first down on that final drive the game would have effectively been over. The Steelers have two (2) of the most reliable possession, first down making, receivers in the NFL (Ward and Miller). You have to give those guys a chance in that type of situation.
Bryant McFadden: For the laymen, when you are playing cornerback in a cover-3 defense in a late game situation, you have one responsibility... DON'T LET ANYONE GET BEHIND YOU.
THE UGLY
Skippy: Once again, it's tough to be too hard on a kicker for missing 49 and 45 yard field goals in Heinz Field on a windy day. HOWEVER, this is the same guy who was publicly bitching to the media for not being offered a new contract in the offseason. Chances are that Skippy WILL be offered a new contract this offseason. It just won't be the Steelers doing the offering. God help the towel dispensers in whatever city he signs.
Late game defensive collapses: It's very difficult to criticize this year's Steelers defense. HOWEVER, the Ravens did make it look very easy in going 40 yards in :40 for the game-winning TD. Normally, I would say this was an aberration. But, lets not forget that the Steelers were a dropped Nate Washington TD catch, and potential 2-point conversion, from blowing an 16-point lead against the Titans less than 3 weeks ago. Furthermore, the Steelers allowed late game-winnings TDs last year against the Raiders and the Chiefs which prevented the reigning Superbowl champions from reaching the playoffs. I am very hesitant to criticize Professor LeBeau. But, if there is any criticism that can be made about his defenses over the past twenty (20) years, it's that they become somewhat soft in late game situations with a lead.
The Ravens do not support breast cancer awareness: This is really no surprise considering that the Ravens are composed of murderers and terrorists. As you may know, yesterday was "Breast Cancer Awareness Day" in the NFL. Most of the players in the NFL wore something pink yesterday to support the cause for breast cancer cure and research. None of the Ravens took part in this day. Not surprising. I hate them.
Other random thoughts:
- Obviously it's early in the season, but at this point there are only 12 teams I can consider Superbowl contenders: Saints, Steelers, Ravens, Jets, Colts, Falcons, Eagles, Texans, Vikings, Packers, Patriots. Am I missing anyone?
- Calvin Johnson is making his case as the best receiver in the NFL.
- How does a guy like Arian Foster go undrafted? He played well for a big school (Tennessee), he's big, strong and fast. I understand that he had some character issues but Maurice Clarett and LeGarrette Blount both got drafted. How was this guy missed?
- The Chiefs are the worst 3-0 team in NFL history.
- The Colts are in THIRD place in the AFC South.
- Alabama and Oregon are clearly the two best teams in college football at this point. HOWEVER, if Pryor comes back healthy tOSU will run the table which will cause a complete cluster in the BCS. I expect there to be at least 4 undefeated teams this year.
Friday, October 1, 2010
College Football Pick'em (Winners in bold)
Obviously all good things come to an end. ER, Hootie and the Blowfish, Guns and Roses, Chi-Chi's and my unbelievable hot streak in picking against the spread in this college football season. After starting the year at an unfathomable 8-2-2 clip against the spread, I came back to earth last week with an unfortunate 2-6 showing. Obviously, last week I undervalued the two (2) top teams in the Big East (Cincinnati and WVU) and I overvalued a mediocre SEC team (LSU) and a underwhelming Oklahoma team. I also went against my better judgment and tried to out-think myself by picking Notre Dame to beat a hot team with a great QB (Stanford). I also foolishly picked a very bad Georgia team to win a SEC game on the road. Hopefully, I have learned some lessons. This week's picks are below.
#21 Texas vs. #8 Oklahoma (-3.5)
Mack Brown was very vocal in the media this week with how "embarrassed" he was with his team's effort in their loss to UCLA last week. Oklahoma certainly showed some chinks in their armor in their narrow escape at Cincinnati last week. This game is being played in a "neutral" site in TEXAS. I have seen too many Georgia/Florida matchups to know how that story unfolds. Texas has too many athletes to lose two (2) in a row.
Texas 27-Oklahoma 21
#11 Wisconsin (-2) @ #21 Michigan State
This game will feature a boatload of slow white dudes and a great many off-tackle runs. I WILL NOT WATCH.
Wisconsin 24-Michigan State 14
Florida International @ Pitt (17.5)
At this point I don't think I would expect Pitt to beat most high school teams by 17 points. At some point Wannstadt needs to be held accountable as a coach. No one disagrees that he is a great recruiter and from all accounts, a great guy. However, the embarrassing losses (both of the national televised variety and the Bowling Green variety) are becoming a trend.
Pitt 38-FIU 28
#9 Stanford @ #4 Oregon (-7)
I was really looking forward to watching this game. I really was. However, NBC thinks that since Western Pennsylvania is full of dem Catholics that we would rather watch Notre Dame @ Boston College. I digress. Andrew Luck is a great QB. However, the Oregon team may be the most explosive in the country. This game should be full of fireworks but I expect Oregon to have just a bit more ammunition.
Oregon 45-Stanford 32
#6 Florida @ #1 Alabama (-8)
Alabama's gotta lose eventually. Regardless of the outcome I am sure that Urban Meyer and Nick Saban will share a heartfelt hug after the game.
Florida 23-Alabama 21
Picks to date:
Straight up 15-5
Against the spread 10-8-2
#21 Texas vs. #8 Oklahoma (-3.5)
Mack Brown was very vocal in the media this week with how "embarrassed" he was with his team's effort in their loss to UCLA last week. Oklahoma certainly showed some chinks in their armor in their narrow escape at Cincinnati last week. This game is being played in a "neutral" site in TEXAS. I have seen too many Georgia/Florida matchups to know how that story unfolds. Texas has too many athletes to lose two (2) in a row.
Texas 27-Oklahoma 21
#11 Wisconsin (-2) @ #21 Michigan State
This game will feature a boatload of slow white dudes and a great many off-tackle runs. I WILL NOT WATCH.
Wisconsin 24-Michigan State 14
Florida International @ Pitt (17.5)
At this point I don't think I would expect Pitt to beat most high school teams by 17 points. At some point Wannstadt needs to be held accountable as a coach. No one disagrees that he is a great recruiter and from all accounts, a great guy. However, the embarrassing losses (both of the national televised variety and the Bowling Green variety) are becoming a trend.
Pitt 38-FIU 28
#9 Stanford @ #4 Oregon (-7)
I was really looking forward to watching this game. I really was. However, NBC thinks that since Western Pennsylvania is full of dem Catholics that we would rather watch Notre Dame @ Boston College. I digress. Andrew Luck is a great QB. However, the Oregon team may be the most explosive in the country. This game should be full of fireworks but I expect Oregon to have just a bit more ammunition.
Oregon 45-Stanford 32
#6 Florida @ #1 Alabama (-8)
Alabama's gotta lose eventually. Regardless of the outcome I am sure that Urban Meyer and Nick Saban will share a heartfelt hug after the game.
Florida 23-Alabama 21
Picks to date:
Straight up 15-5
Against the spread 10-8-2
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Steelers @ Buccaneers: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
I had a bad feeling this morning. My wife and I had plans to watch the game with some good friends at a local Pittsburgh watering hole, and as I was getting dressed before we left I noticed my wife eyeing up my lucky Hines Ward jersey with a disapproving look. Apparently, the fact that I have not washed the jersey in eight (8) years, coupled with the numerous stains (beer, mustard, ketchup, tobacco, etc), caused her to become consumed with "disgust." I was informed, rather rudely I might add, that my "stupid" jersey had nothing to do with the outcome of the game and that she would not be caught dead in public with me wearing that "disgusting shirt." Alas, I sheepishly trounced back to my closet and found my white Polamalu jersey and we were on our way. I explained to my wife, for approximately 22 of the 25 minutes of our ride into Pittsburgh, that our actions (in reality, HER actions) would ruin the Steelers' nation today and cause us to suffer an embarrassing defeat in Tampa. Amazingly, the Steelers were able to pull out a win even without my lucky jersey. However, I do believe that this was a fortunate roll of the dice, and I promise the Steelers, and the entire Steelers' nation, that my Hines jersey will be back in business in Heinz Field next week against the hated Ravens. My thoughts on today's game are below.
THE GOOD
Charlie Batch: You would be hard pressed to find a better story than Mr. Batch in the NFL right now. The Steel Valley, Pennsylvania native has been a trusted and loyal Steelers teammate for the past 50 years. Ok, ok, it's only been eight (8) years but it sure does feel like 50, doesn't it? Prior to training camp, Charlie was nothing more than an afterthought. I honestly believe he was invited to training camp for no other reason than that everyone likes him. He was listed at fourth on the depth chart and was a VERY, VERY long shot to even make the final roster. However, as fate would have it, Charlie became our Week 3 starter and, for the most part, he was very, very good. While his play certainly wasn't good enough to cause a QB controversy, he was efficient and mistake free (with the exception of two (2) ugly INTs). If anything, Charlie cemented himself as next week's starter against the Baltimorons and may have made a strong case for himself as the #2 QB moving forward.
Rashard Mendenhall: I mentioned last week that I expected Mendenhall to get his yards this week and he certainly did not disappoint. 19 carries for 143 yards and 1 TD is the type of stat-line that many of us expected to see on a consistent basis when Mendenhall was taken with the 23rd pick of the 2008 NFL draft. While this type of performance hasn't come as often as I'd like to see from Rashard, he certainly seems to be coming into his own as a premier tailback. I expect a big year from this guy, and many more stat-lines like we saw today (just probably not next week).
*As an aside, I truly hope that Bruce Ariens is learning from these three (3) weeks without Roethlisberger. Obviously, it is a luxury to have a QB who can gun-sling it around the field. However, if anything, these past three (3) weeks have reinforced the longstanding notion that a good running game is the way to win games with a lead in the second half.
Brett Keisel: The mountain man doesn't get too much recognition, despite being a supremely important cog in the Steelers defensive line. However, he got some sweet face time today. After intercepting a deflected pass, Keisel did his best James Harrison impression and "bumbled and stumbled" 79 yards for a Steelers TD. It was his first career INT and TD.
Pretty much everything: I could seriously add another 15 items to this list. The D was awesome again today. Wallace had a beautiful game. The special teams did a great job. The game plan and in-game decision making was excellent. Almost a perfect team game for the Steelers.
THE BAD
Charlie Batch: It's quite an accomplishment for Charlie to end up in both The GOOD and the BAD sections of this blog. Maybe, I'll throw him in the UGLY section also because, lets face it, Charlie is an ugly dude. ANYWAYS, if the Steelers have any hopes of beating the hated Ravens next week and starting the season 4-0, Charlie must avoid the potentially game changing interceptions that he threw today. On one hand, Charlie is our 4th string QB and you expect mistakes like that. On the other hand, he is a 13 year veteran who is widely considered one of the smartest players in the NFL. After getting his feet wet this week, and having two (2) weeks running with the first team in practice, I am holding him to a much higher standard next week. If he throws two (2) INTs against the Ravens, we lose.
IKE: This dude couldn't catch a cold in Alaska. If he caught half of his INT opportunities he would be an ALL PRO every year. I think we just need to accept him for what he is. He's a good cover man, great tackler, and horrible pass catcher.
Pretty much nothing: As I previously mentioned, this was a GREAT all-around game by the Steelers. It was tough to come up with anything for this section. Other than a few somewhat sustained drives by the Bucs, the D was flawless again. The offense was about as good as anyone could have hoped for in Ben's absence. And the Special Teams coverage and return units did a great job today. If the Steelers can repeat this performance on a consistent basis they will be very difficult to beat this year.
THE UGLY
CBS: In the year 2010 there is NEVER, EVER, EVER an excuse for anyone in Pittsburgh to EVER miss one play of a Steelers game on television. Because of "technical difficulties" the entire city of Pittsburgh missed the opening kickoff of the game. This gaffe by CBS likely caused about 40 heart attacks in the (412) area code. Thanks CBS. I hate you.
The ENTIRE NATIONAL MEDIA (except Peter King): Coming into the season almost every single member of the national media left the Steelers for the dead due to the loss of Large Benjamin for the first four (4) games. Well, well, well... after three (3) weeks the Steelers sit atop the AFC North with a 3-0 record. It amazes me how quickly media members can forget how good this defense is with a healthy Aaron Smith and Polamalu. You like apples? We got a 3-0 start! How do you like 'dem apples?
Other random thoughts:
- The final home game for the Pirates today was at 12:35pm. Good planning, although I would expect nothing less from our Buccos.
- Jim Furyk won the FedEx Cup title today. 4 people watched. Golf needs Tiger to be good again.
- The Falcons beat the Saints in New Orleans today. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
- Mike Vick is amazing. 2 years in the slammer and he's better than ever. Say what you will about the dog killer, but he sure looks poised to take the Eagles on a playoff run this year. Next week should be interesting when Donovan comes back to the City of Brotherly Love.
- Speaking of next week, did you know that Ray Lewis is a murderer and/or accomplice who ratted out his buddies to avoid jail time? Unfortunately, due to Ben's actions, Baltimoron fans will now have a quick comeback. In any event, I HATE THE RAVENS.
THE GOOD
Charlie Batch: You would be hard pressed to find a better story than Mr. Batch in the NFL right now. The Steel Valley, Pennsylvania native has been a trusted and loyal Steelers teammate for the past 50 years. Ok, ok, it's only been eight (8) years but it sure does feel like 50, doesn't it? Prior to training camp, Charlie was nothing more than an afterthought. I honestly believe he was invited to training camp for no other reason than that everyone likes him. He was listed at fourth on the depth chart and was a VERY, VERY long shot to even make the final roster. However, as fate would have it, Charlie became our Week 3 starter and, for the most part, he was very, very good. While his play certainly wasn't good enough to cause a QB controversy, he was efficient and mistake free (with the exception of two (2) ugly INTs). If anything, Charlie cemented himself as next week's starter against the Baltimorons and may have made a strong case for himself as the #2 QB moving forward.
Rashard Mendenhall: I mentioned last week that I expected Mendenhall to get his yards this week and he certainly did not disappoint. 19 carries for 143 yards and 1 TD is the type of stat-line that many of us expected to see on a consistent basis when Mendenhall was taken with the 23rd pick of the 2008 NFL draft. While this type of performance hasn't come as often as I'd like to see from Rashard, he certainly seems to be coming into his own as a premier tailback. I expect a big year from this guy, and many more stat-lines like we saw today (just probably not next week).
*As an aside, I truly hope that Bruce Ariens is learning from these three (3) weeks without Roethlisberger. Obviously, it is a luxury to have a QB who can gun-sling it around the field. However, if anything, these past three (3) weeks have reinforced the longstanding notion that a good running game is the way to win games with a lead in the second half.
Brett Keisel: The mountain man doesn't get too much recognition, despite being a supremely important cog in the Steelers defensive line. However, he got some sweet face time today. After intercepting a deflected pass, Keisel did his best James Harrison impression and "bumbled and stumbled" 79 yards for a Steelers TD. It was his first career INT and TD.
Pretty much everything: I could seriously add another 15 items to this list. The D was awesome again today. Wallace had a beautiful game. The special teams did a great job. The game plan and in-game decision making was excellent. Almost a perfect team game for the Steelers.
THE BAD
Charlie Batch: It's quite an accomplishment for Charlie to end up in both The GOOD and the BAD sections of this blog. Maybe, I'll throw him in the UGLY section also because, lets face it, Charlie is an ugly dude. ANYWAYS, if the Steelers have any hopes of beating the hated Ravens next week and starting the season 4-0, Charlie must avoid the potentially game changing interceptions that he threw today. On one hand, Charlie is our 4th string QB and you expect mistakes like that. On the other hand, he is a 13 year veteran who is widely considered one of the smartest players in the NFL. After getting his feet wet this week, and having two (2) weeks running with the first team in practice, I am holding him to a much higher standard next week. If he throws two (2) INTs against the Ravens, we lose.
IKE: This dude couldn't catch a cold in Alaska. If he caught half of his INT opportunities he would be an ALL PRO every year. I think we just need to accept him for what he is. He's a good cover man, great tackler, and horrible pass catcher.
Pretty much nothing: As I previously mentioned, this was a GREAT all-around game by the Steelers. It was tough to come up with anything for this section. Other than a few somewhat sustained drives by the Bucs, the D was flawless again. The offense was about as good as anyone could have hoped for in Ben's absence. And the Special Teams coverage and return units did a great job today. If the Steelers can repeat this performance on a consistent basis they will be very difficult to beat this year.
THE UGLY
CBS: In the year 2010 there is NEVER, EVER, EVER an excuse for anyone in Pittsburgh to EVER miss one play of a Steelers game on television. Because of "technical difficulties" the entire city of Pittsburgh missed the opening kickoff of the game. This gaffe by CBS likely caused about 40 heart attacks in the (412) area code. Thanks CBS. I hate you.
The ENTIRE NATIONAL MEDIA (except Peter King): Coming into the season almost every single member of the national media left the Steelers for the dead due to the loss of Large Benjamin for the first four (4) games. Well, well, well... after three (3) weeks the Steelers sit atop the AFC North with a 3-0 record. It amazes me how quickly media members can forget how good this defense is with a healthy Aaron Smith and Polamalu. You like apples? We got a 3-0 start! How do you like 'dem apples?
Other random thoughts:
- The final home game for the Pirates today was at 12:35pm. Good planning, although I would expect nothing less from our Buccos.
- Jim Furyk won the FedEx Cup title today. 4 people watched. Golf needs Tiger to be good again.
- The Falcons beat the Saints in New Orleans today. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...
- Mike Vick is amazing. 2 years in the slammer and he's better than ever. Say what you will about the dog killer, but he sure looks poised to take the Eagles on a playoff run this year. Next week should be interesting when Donovan comes back to the City of Brotherly Love.
- Speaking of next week, did you know that Ray Lewis is a murderer and/or accomplice who ratted out his buddies to avoid jail time? Unfortunately, due to Ben's actions, Baltimoron fans will now have a quick comeback. In any event, I HATE THE RAVENS.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
College Football Pick'em (winners in BOLD)
What I thought would be a horrible Saturday of college football last week ended up giving us three (3) GREAT games. First, we got to witness Georgia mount a 14 point comeback in the second half of their game against Arkansas, only to watch Arkansas' quarterback Ryan Mallett do the hankey pankey on the Georgia defense in the last :30 and complete his dance with a "FINISH HIM!!!!" circa Mortal Combat '1999 style. Texas Tech hung around for awhile with Texas, but as I fore-warned, Tommy Tuberville teams are NOT to be trusted (ever)...(unless they are under full blown NCAA sanctions and cannot win the AP Poll. Then, they will likely go 12-0 and cause a BCS controversy.) Finally, the MSU vs. ND game, which I again considered to be completely irrelevant (you know, because Notre Dame was playing), ended up being the best game of the week and maybe the ballsiest (is that a word?) coaching decision in recent memory. Below are my thoughts for this week:
#19 Da U (-4) @ Pitt
I really, really want to pick Pitt in this game. I also really, really wanted to believe that Pitt was a legitimate BCS contender. However, after watching them poo-poo against Utah, and actually have a game against New Hampshire, I am ye of little faith. Despite that, and whether or not they win this game, I believe Pitt will win the Big East. The Big East SUCKS of epic proportions this year. Unfortunately, (or fortunately from a financial prospective for Pitt "higher ups") Pitt will likely win the Big East and get MURDERED by an SEC school in the Sugar Bowl. Anyways...I would have picked Pitt to win this game if their All-American defensive end was playing. He's not. And I have yet to see their "All-American" RB this year. Show me something Dion!
Miami 31-Pitt 21
#1 Alabama (-7) @ Arkansas
No question, this is the toughest game of the week to pick. I'm going with 'Bama for three (3) reasons: #1 they are a better team; #2 they have a better coach; and #3 'Bama played Duke last week which means they have been preparing for Arkansas for two (2) weeks now. Arkansas, on the other hand, played a crazy SEC game against Georgia last week that actually took the ENTIRE regulation. Arkansas has not had two (2) weeks to prepare for 'Bama. See point #2.
Alabama 31-Arkansas 17
#16 Stanford (-4) @ Notre Dame
Once again, I do not care about this game at all. However, the Catholics in Western Pennsylvania care about this game very much. Notre Dame has suffered two (2) heartbreaking losses in a row. I think Kelly gets his team together this week and they actually ROLL. Any win for Notre Dame is a "ROLL" at this point, right?
Notre Dame 21-Stanford 20
#8 Oklahoma (-14) @ Cincinnati
Normally I would go with the home team when the away team has a long road trip to a non-conference oppponent. However, in this case, my disdain for the talent level of this year's Big East forces me to pick Oklahoma in a blowout. Not to mention that I'm sure the boys from Oklahoma will love the Skyline Chili in Cincy. Plus, I hate the Bengals, so F Cincy.
Oklahoma 41-Cincinnati 20
#12 South Carolina @ #17 Auburn (-3)
I feel like Spurrier is a pretty smart dude. If he TRULY is a smart dude he will run Marcus Lattimore about 35 times in this game. IF he does that, I expect the COCKS to win this game in a low scoring affair.
South Carolina 17-Auburn 10
#22 West Virginia @ #15 LSU (-8.5)
Did I mention the Big East stinks? I would likely take LSU in this game if they were favored by 20.
LSU 31-WVU 14
Georgia
@ Mississippi State (-1)
I am 0-2 thus far in picking Georgia to win games this year. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me thrice...
Georgia 30-Miss St 17
#24 Oregon State @ #3 Boise State (-17)
Take the OVER. I can't comprehend how Boise State can have better athletes than Oregon State. I really can't. I also can't understand why anyone would want to go to a school that has blue turf. Especially if that school is in Idaho. Somehow, Chris Peterson convinces blue-chip high school players into attending class in freaking Idaho as opposed to SoCal, Texas, and/or anywhere on the east coast. Something is going on in Idaho. I may have to take a trip there and investigate. Regardless, I think Boise wins this game. With regard to the spread....back and forth, back and forth, back and forth (in my brain). OKAY, I will jump on the Boise bandwagon for a week.
Boise State 40-Oregon State 14
Picks to date:
Straight up 10-2
Against the spread 8-2-2
Straight up: 10-2
#19 Da U (-4) @ Pitt
I really, really want to pick Pitt in this game. I also really, really wanted to believe that Pitt was a legitimate BCS contender. However, after watching them poo-poo against Utah, and actually have a game against New Hampshire, I am ye of little faith. Despite that, and whether or not they win this game, I believe Pitt will win the Big East. The Big East SUCKS of epic proportions this year. Unfortunately, (or fortunately from a financial prospective for Pitt "higher ups") Pitt will likely win the Big East and get MURDERED by an SEC school in the Sugar Bowl. Anyways...I would have picked Pitt to win this game if their All-American defensive end was playing. He's not. And I have yet to see their "All-American" RB this year. Show me something Dion!
Miami 31-Pitt 21
#1 Alabama (-7) @ Arkansas
No question, this is the toughest game of the week to pick. I'm going with 'Bama for three (3) reasons: #1 they are a better team; #2 they have a better coach; and #3 'Bama played Duke last week which means they have been preparing for Arkansas for two (2) weeks now. Arkansas, on the other hand, played a crazy SEC game against Georgia last week that actually took the ENTIRE regulation. Arkansas has not had two (2) weeks to prepare for 'Bama. See point #2.
Alabama 31-Arkansas 17
#16 Stanford (-4) @ Notre Dame
Once again, I do not care about this game at all. However, the Catholics in Western Pennsylvania care about this game very much. Notre Dame has suffered two (2) heartbreaking losses in a row. I think Kelly gets his team together this week and they actually ROLL. Any win for Notre Dame is a "ROLL" at this point, right?
Notre Dame 21-Stanford 20
#8 Oklahoma (-14) @ Cincinnati
Normally I would go with the home team when the away team has a long road trip to a non-conference oppponent. However, in this case, my disdain for the talent level of this year's Big East forces me to pick Oklahoma in a blowout. Not to mention that I'm sure the boys from Oklahoma will love the Skyline Chili in Cincy. Plus, I hate the Bengals, so F Cincy.
Oklahoma 41-Cincinnati 20
#12 South Carolina @ #17 Auburn (-3)
I feel like Spurrier is a pretty smart dude. If he TRULY is a smart dude he will run Marcus Lattimore about 35 times in this game. IF he does that, I expect the COCKS to win this game in a low scoring affair.
South Carolina 17-Auburn 10
#22 West Virginia @ #15 LSU (-8.5)
Did I mention the Big East stinks? I would likely take LSU in this game if they were favored by 20.
LSU 31-WVU 14
Georgia
@ Mississippi State (-1)
I am 0-2 thus far in picking Georgia to win games this year. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me thrice...
Georgia 30-Miss St 17
#24 Oregon State @ #3 Boise State (-17)
Take the OVER. I can't comprehend how Boise State can have better athletes than Oregon State. I really can't. I also can't understand why anyone would want to go to a school that has blue turf. Especially if that school is in Idaho. Somehow, Chris Peterson convinces blue-chip high school players into attending class in freaking Idaho as opposed to SoCal, Texas, and/or anywhere on the east coast. Something is going on in Idaho. I may have to take a trip there and investigate. Regardless, I think Boise wins this game. With regard to the spread....back and forth, back and forth, back and forth (in my brain). OKAY, I will jump on the Boise bandwagon for a week.
Boise State 40-Oregon State 14
Picks to date:
Straight up 10-2
Against the spread 8-2-2
Straight up: 10-2
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Steelers @ Titans: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
I, along with the betting public and the national media, fully expected the Pittsburgh Steelers to be handed their first defeat today at the hands of the Tennessee Titans. After all, the Steelers were playing a tough team on the road with their 3rd string quarterback at the helm. Not to mention they would be facing the NFL's best running back and a quick, tenacious defense, much like their own, in the 92 degree Tennessee heat. However, as has been proven time and again with Tomlin-led Steelers teams, they are never better than when they feel disrespected and under-appreciated. The entire team obviously walked onto the field today with a chip on their shoulder and proceeded to take out their frustrations on the Titans for a solid 3 and a half hours.
Most casual fans would consider a game like today's to be mind-numbingly boring. I, however, thought the game was a thing a beauty. Steelers football at it's finest. My thoughts on the game follow below:
THE GOOD
SPECIAL TEAMS: Special teams coach Al Everest and Mike Tomlin obviously saw some vulnerability in the Titans kick return unit and wasted no time exploiting it. The reverse on the opening kickoff was executed perfectly by this unit and allowed us all to witness the explosiveness of rookie Antonio Brown. It appears that the Steelers may have collected 2 playmakers in this year's draft with the additions of Brown and Emmanuel Sanders. Daniel Sepulveda again had a solid day, averaging 43.5 yards on 8 punts. Dan the Man also made a punt return saving tackle in the first quarter. It's always nice to have a former college linebacker with a nasty mean streak for a punter (I never imagined I would buy a punter's jersey, but I am considering it). Finally, Skippy rebounded from his 3-5 performance last week with a solid 4-4 performance, including the 27 yard field goal with 4:59 left which more or less sealed the game for the Steelers. It also appears that Skippy made it out of Nashville without being arrested or smashing any bathroom towel machines. All in all, a good day for the special teams.
DEEEEEEFENSE: I turned on ESPN's NFL Gameday today only to find the 5 talking heads (as a sidenote, why on earth do they need 5 dudes to discuss every game? What should be an informative pregame show has turned into 5 guys shouting over each other for 2 hours in an effort to get as much airtime as possible. It gives me a headache) debating about whether or not Chris Johnson would break the 100 yard rushing milestone against the Steelers defense today. The consensus was that it was a no brainer that, although the Steelers defense was pretty good, there was no way they could hold CJ to under 100 yards. He was just too good. Boy, were they wrong (and almost right had the 80 yard TD run not been negated by a holding penalty). The Steelers held CJ to 34 yards on 16 carries. In 3 career starts against the Steelers, CJ has yet to eclipse 50 yards in a game, let alone 100. In 2 games this year, the Steelers have held 2 ALL PRO running backs to a measly 2.3 yards per carry. Most impressive today was the defense's ability to create turnovers. The defense accounted for 6 of the 7 Titans' turnovers. Polamalu's interception in the first quarter was HUGE, as it thwarted Tennessee's only REAL scoring opportunity in the first half. The announcers continually referenced CJ's ability to avoid the big hit. Well, I can tell you with full certainty that Mr. Johnson will have a difficult time getting out of bed tomorrow. The linebackers took turns dropping the hammer on CJ, delivering bone crushing hits throughout the game. Lawrence Timmons is currently on pace for 216 tackles this year. And he's likely the 4 or 5th best player on this unit. I think that pretty much says it all...
PHYSICALITY: Tomlin loves referencing his team's "physicality" in his weekly press conferences. Well, as referenced above, the Steelers walked onto the field today with a chip on their shoulder and took out their frustrations on the Tennessee Titans. As evidenced by the bench clearing brawl on the Steelers' first offensive drive, they were not to be F'd with (I think Hines Ward proved today that he would be extremely effective in a street fight. He somehow managed to rip Cortland Finnegan's helmet off and punch him in the face 3 times with one hand). The announcers, at one point, indicated that today's game was one of the more physical football games they had ever seen (obviously they haven't seen too many Steelers/Ravens games). Whatever the case, Mike Tomlin is clearly talented at getting his team ready and motivated to play in tough, hostile games.
COACHING: First, as previously mentioned, the play call on the opening kickoff return was beautiful. Dick Lebeau also had a specific plan in place today to stop Chris Johnson and put the game in the hands of Vince Young (who has never proven to be a capable NFL quarterback). Finally, Ariens and Tomlin did what they needed to do on offense to win the game. Namely, the game plan basically centered on not turning the ball over and letting the clock run out. The coaches understood that the defense could win this game with a small lead and they let them do it. You don't WIN games with your 3rd and 4th string QBs by letting them air it out, and the Steelers coaches certainly recognized this. Great job all around by the coaches. Cowher-ball at it's finest.
BAD
DENNIS DIXON: It's hard for me to be overly critical of a third-string QB. HOWEVER, I would think that he would be smart enough to realize that he may NEVER get another chance to start in the NFL again after today's game (unless, of course, he would have played lights out). For him to pull himself from the game with a "tweaked" knee (remember the X-rays came back negative) is simply mind-blowing. I realize that he suffered a devastating knee injury during his senior year of college. However, he had an opportunity handed to him that, only 6 months ago, was unthinkable and he PULLED HIMSELF OUT OF THE GAME. I'm sorry, but if I were in his situation the only way I would come out of the game voluntarily would be if my kneecap actually popped out of my leg and landed on the ground. Chances are we will never see Dennis playing QB for the Steelers (or any NFL team, for that matter) again.
OFFENSIVE LINE CONDITIONING: I understand that it was 92 degrees in Nashville today. However, Jonathan Scott, Chris Kemoeatu and Flozell Adams all had to leave the game at some point today due to cramping and dehydration. After 4 weeks of training camp and 2 weeks of practice in the regular season it amazes me that these guys could be this out of shape.
UGLY
OFFENSIVE PASSING GAME: The Steelers QBs combined to go 9-17 for 43 yards passing, with the longest completion being a 15 yard pass to Mike Wallace. Doesn't get much worse than that. Thanks again for being an idiot, Large Benjamin.
ANNOUNCERS: When Jeff Fisher elected to bench Vince Young in the 3rd quarter for Kerry Collins you would have thought, by listening to Solomon Wilcots, that Peyton Manning was entering the game for the Titans. Wilcots continuously praised Collins for his unbelievable poise and accuracy. On Collins' third pass he overthrew Nate Washington by a solid 10 yards, despite Washington being wide open. Wilcots somehow blamed Washington for the incompletion. On the ensuing play Collins again overthrew Washington, resulting in a Bryant McFadden interception. Once again, Wilcots blamed this play on Washington. Maybe Solomon Wilcots and Kerry Collins are BFFs or secret lovers. Also, at one point in the 3rd quarter, Kevin Harlan commented that we were unlikely to ever again see a performance as dominant as the Titan's defense was today. Apparently, he failed to realize that the Steelers were, at the time, holding the Titans to 3 points, approximately 150 total yards and had forced 5 turnovers to that point. Finally, as the Titans were preparing to kick an onside kick with :58 and ZERO timeouts, Kevin Harlan commented that the Steelers needed to recover the onside kick and get a first down. Unless the play clock has changed to 10 seconds I'm pretty sure that the Steelers could have lined up in the always beautiful victory formation and taken a knee, had they recovered the kick. I don't ask much from announcers. But, please, please, please just pay attention to the game. It can't be that difficult.
Other random thoughts
- Mendenhall ran hard for the second straight week. He SHOULD get his yards next week against Tampa Bay.
- Did Pouncey catch his brother's disease? I believe there were 3 botched snaps today. Otherwise, he continues to impress.
- Polamalu's superman play over the defensive line at the goal line was simply amazing. He does things that I've never seen anyone do in the NFL, ever.
- Randy Moss' catch in the second quarter against the Jets was one of the finest catches I've seen in some time.
- The Bengals have now won 8 straight AFC North games. Raise your hand if you saw that coming.
- Matt Schaub threw for 497 yards. 497 yards. 497 yards. 497 yards. 497 yards. Are you kidding me????
Most casual fans would consider a game like today's to be mind-numbingly boring. I, however, thought the game was a thing a beauty. Steelers football at it's finest. My thoughts on the game follow below:
THE GOOD
SPECIAL TEAMS: Special teams coach Al Everest and Mike Tomlin obviously saw some vulnerability in the Titans kick return unit and wasted no time exploiting it. The reverse on the opening kickoff was executed perfectly by this unit and allowed us all to witness the explosiveness of rookie Antonio Brown. It appears that the Steelers may have collected 2 playmakers in this year's draft with the additions of Brown and Emmanuel Sanders. Daniel Sepulveda again had a solid day, averaging 43.5 yards on 8 punts. Dan the Man also made a punt return saving tackle in the first quarter. It's always nice to have a former college linebacker with a nasty mean streak for a punter (I never imagined I would buy a punter's jersey, but I am considering it). Finally, Skippy rebounded from his 3-5 performance last week with a solid 4-4 performance, including the 27 yard field goal with 4:59 left which more or less sealed the game for the Steelers. It also appears that Skippy made it out of Nashville without being arrested or smashing any bathroom towel machines. All in all, a good day for the special teams.
DEEEEEEFENSE: I turned on ESPN's NFL Gameday today only to find the 5 talking heads (as a sidenote, why on earth do they need 5 dudes to discuss every game? What should be an informative pregame show has turned into 5 guys shouting over each other for 2 hours in an effort to get as much airtime as possible. It gives me a headache) debating about whether or not Chris Johnson would break the 100 yard rushing milestone against the Steelers defense today. The consensus was that it was a no brainer that, although the Steelers defense was pretty good, there was no way they could hold CJ to under 100 yards. He was just too good. Boy, were they wrong (and almost right had the 80 yard TD run not been negated by a holding penalty). The Steelers held CJ to 34 yards on 16 carries. In 3 career starts against the Steelers, CJ has yet to eclipse 50 yards in a game, let alone 100. In 2 games this year, the Steelers have held 2 ALL PRO running backs to a measly 2.3 yards per carry. Most impressive today was the defense's ability to create turnovers. The defense accounted for 6 of the 7 Titans' turnovers. Polamalu's interception in the first quarter was HUGE, as it thwarted Tennessee's only REAL scoring opportunity in the first half. The announcers continually referenced CJ's ability to avoid the big hit. Well, I can tell you with full certainty that Mr. Johnson will have a difficult time getting out of bed tomorrow. The linebackers took turns dropping the hammer on CJ, delivering bone crushing hits throughout the game. Lawrence Timmons is currently on pace for 216 tackles this year. And he's likely the 4 or 5th best player on this unit. I think that pretty much says it all...
PHYSICALITY: Tomlin loves referencing his team's "physicality" in his weekly press conferences. Well, as referenced above, the Steelers walked onto the field today with a chip on their shoulder and took out their frustrations on the Tennessee Titans. As evidenced by the bench clearing brawl on the Steelers' first offensive drive, they were not to be F'd with (I think Hines Ward proved today that he would be extremely effective in a street fight. He somehow managed to rip Cortland Finnegan's helmet off and punch him in the face 3 times with one hand). The announcers, at one point, indicated that today's game was one of the more physical football games they had ever seen (obviously they haven't seen too many Steelers/Ravens games). Whatever the case, Mike Tomlin is clearly talented at getting his team ready and motivated to play in tough, hostile games.
COACHING: First, as previously mentioned, the play call on the opening kickoff return was beautiful. Dick Lebeau also had a specific plan in place today to stop Chris Johnson and put the game in the hands of Vince Young (who has never proven to be a capable NFL quarterback). Finally, Ariens and Tomlin did what they needed to do on offense to win the game. Namely, the game plan basically centered on not turning the ball over and letting the clock run out. The coaches understood that the defense could win this game with a small lead and they let them do it. You don't WIN games with your 3rd and 4th string QBs by letting them air it out, and the Steelers coaches certainly recognized this. Great job all around by the coaches. Cowher-ball at it's finest.
BAD
DENNIS DIXON: It's hard for me to be overly critical of a third-string QB. HOWEVER, I would think that he would be smart enough to realize that he may NEVER get another chance to start in the NFL again after today's game (unless, of course, he would have played lights out). For him to pull himself from the game with a "tweaked" knee (remember the X-rays came back negative) is simply mind-blowing. I realize that he suffered a devastating knee injury during his senior year of college. However, he had an opportunity handed to him that, only 6 months ago, was unthinkable and he PULLED HIMSELF OUT OF THE GAME. I'm sorry, but if I were in his situation the only way I would come out of the game voluntarily would be if my kneecap actually popped out of my leg and landed on the ground. Chances are we will never see Dennis playing QB for the Steelers (or any NFL team, for that matter) again.
OFFENSIVE LINE CONDITIONING: I understand that it was 92 degrees in Nashville today. However, Jonathan Scott, Chris Kemoeatu and Flozell Adams all had to leave the game at some point today due to cramping and dehydration. After 4 weeks of training camp and 2 weeks of practice in the regular season it amazes me that these guys could be this out of shape.
UGLY
OFFENSIVE PASSING GAME: The Steelers QBs combined to go 9-17 for 43 yards passing, with the longest completion being a 15 yard pass to Mike Wallace. Doesn't get much worse than that. Thanks again for being an idiot, Large Benjamin.
ANNOUNCERS: When Jeff Fisher elected to bench Vince Young in the 3rd quarter for Kerry Collins you would have thought, by listening to Solomon Wilcots, that Peyton Manning was entering the game for the Titans. Wilcots continuously praised Collins for his unbelievable poise and accuracy. On Collins' third pass he overthrew Nate Washington by a solid 10 yards, despite Washington being wide open. Wilcots somehow blamed Washington for the incompletion. On the ensuing play Collins again overthrew Washington, resulting in a Bryant McFadden interception. Once again, Wilcots blamed this play on Washington. Maybe Solomon Wilcots and Kerry Collins are BFFs or secret lovers. Also, at one point in the 3rd quarter, Kevin Harlan commented that we were unlikely to ever again see a performance as dominant as the Titan's defense was today. Apparently, he failed to realize that the Steelers were, at the time, holding the Titans to 3 points, approximately 150 total yards and had forced 5 turnovers to that point. Finally, as the Titans were preparing to kick an onside kick with :58 and ZERO timeouts, Kevin Harlan commented that the Steelers needed to recover the onside kick and get a first down. Unless the play clock has changed to 10 seconds I'm pretty sure that the Steelers could have lined up in the always beautiful victory formation and taken a knee, had they recovered the kick. I don't ask much from announcers. But, please, please, please just pay attention to the game. It can't be that difficult.
Other random thoughts
- Mendenhall ran hard for the second straight week. He SHOULD get his yards next week against Tampa Bay.
- Did Pouncey catch his brother's disease? I believe there were 3 botched snaps today. Otherwise, he continues to impress.
- Polamalu's superman play over the defensive line at the goal line was simply amazing. He does things that I've never seen anyone do in the NFL, ever.
- Randy Moss' catch in the second quarter against the Jets was one of the finest catches I've seen in some time.
- The Bengals have now won 8 straight AFC North games. Raise your hand if you saw that coming.
- Matt Schaub threw for 497 yards. 497 yards. 497 yards. 497 yards. 497 yards. Are you kidding me????
Thursday, September 16, 2010
College Football Pick'em (winners in bold)
After a great week of college football last week, the schedule this week appears to be much of a letdown. Other than a couple of somewhat intriguing SEC matchups, and the lone matchup of ranked teams which starts at 10:30pm EST, we are left with a big pile of poo-poo platter. But alas, the picks must go on:
#12 Arkansas @ Georgia (-2.5)
Georgia got manhandled last week @ South Carolina by a running back who played lightyears beyond his actual age. I will not be surprised to see Marcus Lattimore standing inside the Heisman Club within the next year or two. However, I did see some signs of promise in Aaron Murray. Mark Richt has promised to open the playbook to the young signal caller this week and I expect continued improvement. I believe Georgia will weather the storm this week and slow down Ryan Mallet just enough to squeak one out in Athens. Georgia 31 - Arkansas 24
Maryland @ #21 West Virginia (-10)
The nation is down on the Mountaineers after their mystifying overtime win against Marshall. However, any honest assessment of that game would indicate that Marshall played WAY over their heads, while the Mountaineers played awful. WVU returns home this week refocused and I fully expect them to drop the hammer on a very bad ACC team. WVU 31 - Maryland 10
#1 Alabama (-24) @ Duke
It made me giggle when I noticed that Bama was playing at Duke. How Duke fanagled a home game in this series I will never understand. I am sure that the Duke faithful will create a significant home field advantage for the Blue Devils. Or not.
Alabama 39 - Duke 10
#10 Florida (-14) @ Tennessee
I could see this game going one of two ways. Either Tennessee wins in a nail-biter or Florida rolls. Something tells me that Urban Meyer will have his troops ready for this game in Knoxville and that Derek Dooley is in for a rude introduction to the Meyer school of football.
Florida 33 - Tennessee 10
#6 Texas (-3) @ Texas Tech
I don't trust Tommy Tuberville.
Texas 27 - Texas Tech 17
#9 Iowa (-2) @ #24 Arizona
This is the only game of the week pitting two Top 25 teams against each other. It also starts at 10:30 which means that I will likely not remember the entire second half for one reason or another. It's always tough on a team playing a night game after a long road trip. I'll go with the home team in this one.
Arizona 25 - Iowa 19
Picks to date:
Straight up 5-1
Against the spread 4-2
#12 Arkansas @ Georgia (-2.5)
Georgia got manhandled last week @ South Carolina by a running back who played lightyears beyond his actual age. I will not be surprised to see Marcus Lattimore standing inside the Heisman Club within the next year or two. However, I did see some signs of promise in Aaron Murray. Mark Richt has promised to open the playbook to the young signal caller this week and I expect continued improvement. I believe Georgia will weather the storm this week and slow down Ryan Mallet just enough to squeak one out in Athens. Georgia 31 - Arkansas 24
Maryland @ #21 West Virginia (-10)
The nation is down on the Mountaineers after their mystifying overtime win against Marshall. However, any honest assessment of that game would indicate that Marshall played WAY over their heads, while the Mountaineers played awful. WVU returns home this week refocused and I fully expect them to drop the hammer on a very bad ACC team. WVU 31 - Maryland 10
#1 Alabama (-24) @ Duke
It made me giggle when I noticed that Bama was playing at Duke. How Duke fanagled a home game in this series I will never understand. I am sure that the Duke faithful will create a significant home field advantage for the Blue Devils. Or not.
Alabama 39 - Duke 10
#10 Florida (-14) @ Tennessee
I could see this game going one of two ways. Either Tennessee wins in a nail-biter or Florida rolls. Something tells me that Urban Meyer will have his troops ready for this game in Knoxville and that Derek Dooley is in for a rude introduction to the Meyer school of football.
Florida 33 - Tennessee 10
#6 Texas (-3) @ Texas Tech
I don't trust Tommy Tuberville.
Texas 27 - Texas Tech 17
#9 Iowa (-2) @ #24 Arizona
This is the only game of the week pitting two Top 25 teams against each other. It also starts at 10:30 which means that I will likely not remember the entire second half for one reason or another. It's always tough on a team playing a night game after a long road trip. I'll go with the home team in this one.
Arizona 25 - Iowa 19
Picks to date:
Straight up 5-1
Against the spread 4-2
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
O's EFF YOU for Today
So I'd like to start off by thanking D-Mo for providing me the opportunity to voice my opinions on this blog...he has afforded me the forum to explain my many pet-peeves. My pet-peeve rants will appropriatley be entitled "O's EFF YOU" so you can get a good guage on how I really feel about the topics contained herein. So here goes my first foray into the blogosphere...and we're off.
Today's big EFF YOU goes out to all the Pittsburgh drivers who refuse to properly merge when a roadway is pared down to one lane. (and this is aimed at Pittsburgh drivers why you ask? Simple...because this is where I live and drive. I'm sure other cities are similarly afflicted with morons behind the wheel, but I will focus on the here and now...) So what am I talking about here? Well, if you are driving on the Parkway and you see a bright orange sign indicating that traffic will be funnelled into a single lane, why does eveyone IMMEDIATELY move over? It is really pretty simple folks...you should continue in BOTH lanes until the merge point, and then act as a civilized society and take turns. Yes folks, take turns. That person driving in the lane which will be closed is really not the complete A-Hole you believe him to be, in fact, quite to the contrary. He is doing the right thing by utilizing BOTH lanes of travel in order to lessen the backlog that is created by all of the half-wits that got over a mile back. This then creates a traffic jam of 3 miles as opposed to only 1.5 miles (simple math, use both lanes to merge point, traffic jam lessened by .5).
So why is this a such a big deal to me? Well because I'm sick of doing the proper thing and then getting to the merge point, only to have some jagbag refuse to let me in because they feel I should have been sitting in all of the traffic they just sat in. What's next, am I a jerk because I use the EZ-Pass lane on the turnpike while the other schmoes sit and wait for a ticket? No.
Whew. I'm glad I got this out in the open. For those who disagree, well I guess you'll just sit in traffic while I cruise up the merge point and then we'll play chicken there...bring your bumper car because I know lots of cops.
So going forward, my purpose on this blog will be to cover a wide range of topics, running the gamut from my personal, crotchety old man rants such as this one, to more poignant subjects such as our beloved Pittsburgh Penguins, coverage of prominent golf events (from an everyman's perspective) and other matters of national and local importance (or blatant unimportance, other than the fact that I have some stupid opinion regarding it which I want somebody to hear). So until then I bid you all adieu...
Today's big EFF YOU goes out to all the Pittsburgh drivers who refuse to properly merge when a roadway is pared down to one lane. (and this is aimed at Pittsburgh drivers why you ask? Simple...because this is where I live and drive. I'm sure other cities are similarly afflicted with morons behind the wheel, but I will focus on the here and now...) So what am I talking about here? Well, if you are driving on the Parkway and you see a bright orange sign indicating that traffic will be funnelled into a single lane, why does eveyone IMMEDIATELY move over? It is really pretty simple folks...you should continue in BOTH lanes until the merge point, and then act as a civilized society and take turns. Yes folks, take turns. That person driving in the lane which will be closed is really not the complete A-Hole you believe him to be, in fact, quite to the contrary. He is doing the right thing by utilizing BOTH lanes of travel in order to lessen the backlog that is created by all of the half-wits that got over a mile back. This then creates a traffic jam of 3 miles as opposed to only 1.5 miles (simple math, use both lanes to merge point, traffic jam lessened by .5).
So why is this a such a big deal to me? Well because I'm sick of doing the proper thing and then getting to the merge point, only to have some jagbag refuse to let me in because they feel I should have been sitting in all of the traffic they just sat in. What's next, am I a jerk because I use the EZ-Pass lane on the turnpike while the other schmoes sit and wait for a ticket? No.
Whew. I'm glad I got this out in the open. For those who disagree, well I guess you'll just sit in traffic while I cruise up the merge point and then we'll play chicken there...bring your bumper car because I know lots of cops.
So going forward, my purpose on this blog will be to cover a wide range of topics, running the gamut from my personal, crotchety old man rants such as this one, to more poignant subjects such as our beloved Pittsburgh Penguins, coverage of prominent golf events (from an everyman's perspective) and other matters of national and local importance (or blatant unimportance, other than the fact that I have some stupid opinion regarding it which I want somebody to hear). So until then I bid you all adieu...
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Steelers vs. Falcons: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
My favorite walk in the world is the walk from the downtown Pittsburgh parking garage where my dad and I park, all the way to Section 515, row KK, seats 11&12 for a Steelers home game. And that walk is never better than it is on opening day. The weather's still great, the team is normally 100% healthy and hope is always in the air. The only difference in the walk this year is that the number of #7 jerseys on display were significantly less than I've seen in past seven (7) years. I swear I did not see a large Benjamin jersey until I completed the walk through Point State Park and across the Duquesne Bridge. It was almost surreal.
We arrived at our seats not really sure what to expect. What we saw was a STEELERS football game. My thoughts, as fresh as they can be after watching the game live without replaying it on my DVR, are below:
THE GOOD
-DEEEEEFENSE: Watching the D briefly in the preseason I was impressed with how fast and explosive they looked. They did not disappoint today. While the Steelers only recorded two (2) official sacks, they brought constant pressure on Matthew Ryan. Michael Turner, circa 2008 ALL-PRO running back, was held to forty-two (42) yards on nineteen (19) carries. Professor LeBeau called a great game, as he usually does. He took away the deep ball, which was the achilles heel of the Steelers' D last year, and he forced Matthew Ryan to make the TOUGH 15 yard out throw over and over (and he did make that throw several times, he's a great F'in QB). Most importantly, however, the defense was able to come up with the HUGE play when it was needed most. From BIG PLAY Willie Gay's pass deflection (aka, dropped INT) on 3rd down in the 2Q, to Lawrence Timmons consistent tackling in big situations, to TP's HUGE INT, to the D's stop in OT. On and on and on. I can't say enough about the Defense. They will need to continue with this type of effort in the coming weeks to hand this team to Ben with a 3-1, or shall I say BETTER??, record. And they will need to be able to give this type of effort in January if we have any hope of another Lombardi. For now, I am very please with this unit.
-DANIEL SEPULVEDA: Averaged FIFTY POINT 8 (50.8) yards on five (5) punts. I believe the entire Steeler nation has been impressed with Daniel to this point in his career. However, today's game was, without question, his defining game as a punter to this point in his career. In a low-scoring, field position game a punter can make or break a game. Today, Daniel MADE the game for the Steelers. His fifty-five (55) yard BOOM SHACKALAKA punt with 1:30 left in the 4th quarter was a beautiful sight to behold. I honestly feel that saved the game for the Steelers. A normal punt and the Falcons have the ball at the forty (40) yard line and likely dink and dunk down the field into field goal range. Not only was that punt fifty-five (55) yards, but it had enough hang time to warrant NO return. Game changer.
-HINES WARD: Recorded his twenty-sixth (26) one-hundred (100) yard receiving game as a Steeler. Also, he surpassed ELEVEN (11) THOUSAND (1000) yards receiving today. I've said it before, and I am sure I will say it again...anyone who argues that this guy is not a SUREFIRE HOF is simply an idiot. HINES is not the greatest athlete, not the most talented receiver, not the fastest, strongest or tallest. But, I can say without question that he is one of the BEST football players I have ever seen. I enjoy watching him play every week.
-JASON WORILDS: Welcome to the NFL. Made three (3) critical special teams tackles that most people won't remember.
-RASHARD MENDENHALL: Twenty-two (22) carries for one-hundred twenty-two (122) yards. The touchdown run in the OT was his defining moment thus far as a Steeler. He ran hard as hell all day long. I am concerned that if he continues to attempt his spin move fifteen (15) times a game that he may end up getting killed, like literally killed.
The Bad
DENNIS DIXON: I struggled as to whether to place Dennis in the good or the bad category. I mean, his numbers and passer rating would lead one to believe that he had a good game. However, I was AT the game. I saw Dennis miss open receivers consistently in the first half. He looked scared and tentative. The only truly impressive throw he made all day was the fifty (50) yard pass to Wallace. This guy scares me. And he's not a rookie. I'm sorry but he's been here for three (3) years now. He should know the offense and have some confidence. He got better as the game went on, other than taking the two (2) HUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE sacks with two (2) minutes left in the 4Q. I'm not giving up on Dixon. He did enough to win the game today (although he is very fortunate that the Falcons defensive players don't have hands, apparently). He will have to be better against Tennessee...no doubt.
JEFF REED: Hit a fifty-one (51) yarder. Missed a stupid fifty-five (55) yarder (more on that later) and completely shit himself on the potential game winner with forty (40) seconds left in the 4Q. Skippy cost us two (2) games last year and almost cost us this game as well.
INJURIES: Anytime you lose your starting LT and nose guard in the same game it's a bad day. I hope these guys get healthy soon. They will be needed to win a Superbowl.
Ugly
TOMLIN'S GAME MANAGEMENT: There were three (3) decisions that Tomlin/Ariens made today that very, very easily could have cost the Steelers this game.
First, his decision to attempt a fifty-five (55) yard field goal, into the wind, with thirty (30) seconds left in the first half was beyond asinine. The longest field goal in Heinz Field HISTORY is fifty-one (51) yards (granted, it had just been accomplished by Reed a quarter earlier). The odds of Reed making that kick was probably less than the Steelers completing the 4th and 4 they were facing. Seriously, Reed making a fifty-five yarder at Heinz Field is a 10:1 deal. Beyond all that, Matthew Ryan is one of the best QB's in the NFL. If you give that gentleman the ball with :25 left at midfield he will likely lead his team to points (He did, obviously). DUMB DUMB DUMB, six (6) point swing. ps. Sepulveda is probably the best pooch punter in the NFL.
Second, the timeout Tomlin took with 2:05 left in the 4Q at the fifty (50) yard line is COMPLETELY inexcusable. There is no justifying that move in a tie game. The point of that drive was to try and score with as little time as possible left. DUMB DUMB DUMB.
Third, the playing call on 2nd and 5 on the ensuing play (after the timeout) was incomprehensible. Dixon had not taken a seven (7) step drop the entire game to my recollection. This, coupled with the fact that our starting LT was not in the game, would lead one to believe that the proper play call in that situation would have been a run OR a quick pass to Hines or Heath. Instead, Tomlin/Ariens thought a seven (7) step drop passing play was the right call. RESULT=ELEVEN (11) yard loss on sack. DUMB DUMB DUMB.
Other random thoughts
-Welcome back BMAC, Foote and EL.
-Pouncey is a beast and looks like a veteran.
-Where were Sanders and Battle? Did they see the field?
-BMAC is going to jump one of those out patterns soon enough.
-Troy is probably the best athlete in the NFL.
-What a game. Next week will be a much tougher test.
We arrived at our seats not really sure what to expect. What we saw was a STEELERS football game. My thoughts, as fresh as they can be after watching the game live without replaying it on my DVR, are below:
THE GOOD
-DEEEEEFENSE: Watching the D briefly in the preseason I was impressed with how fast and explosive they looked. They did not disappoint today. While the Steelers only recorded two (2) official sacks, they brought constant pressure on Matthew Ryan. Michael Turner, circa 2008 ALL-PRO running back, was held to forty-two (42) yards on nineteen (19) carries. Professor LeBeau called a great game, as he usually does. He took away the deep ball, which was the achilles heel of the Steelers' D last year, and he forced Matthew Ryan to make the TOUGH 15 yard out throw over and over (and he did make that throw several times, he's a great F'in QB). Most importantly, however, the defense was able to come up with the HUGE play when it was needed most. From BIG PLAY Willie Gay's pass deflection (aka, dropped INT) on 3rd down in the 2Q, to Lawrence Timmons consistent tackling in big situations, to TP's HUGE INT, to the D's stop in OT. On and on and on. I can't say enough about the Defense. They will need to continue with this type of effort in the coming weeks to hand this team to Ben with a 3-1, or shall I say BETTER??, record. And they will need to be able to give this type of effort in January if we have any hope of another Lombardi. For now, I am very please with this unit.
-DANIEL SEPULVEDA: Averaged FIFTY POINT 8 (50.8) yards on five (5) punts. I believe the entire Steeler nation has been impressed with Daniel to this point in his career. However, today's game was, without question, his defining game as a punter to this point in his career. In a low-scoring, field position game a punter can make or break a game. Today, Daniel MADE the game for the Steelers. His fifty-five (55) yard BOOM SHACKALAKA punt with 1:30 left in the 4th quarter was a beautiful sight to behold. I honestly feel that saved the game for the Steelers. A normal punt and the Falcons have the ball at the forty (40) yard line and likely dink and dunk down the field into field goal range. Not only was that punt fifty-five (55) yards, but it had enough hang time to warrant NO return. Game changer.
-HINES WARD: Recorded his twenty-sixth (26) one-hundred (100) yard receiving game as a Steeler. Also, he surpassed ELEVEN (11) THOUSAND (1000) yards receiving today. I've said it before, and I am sure I will say it again...anyone who argues that this guy is not a SUREFIRE HOF is simply an idiot. HINES is not the greatest athlete, not the most talented receiver, not the fastest, strongest or tallest. But, I can say without question that he is one of the BEST football players I have ever seen. I enjoy watching him play every week.
-JASON WORILDS: Welcome to the NFL. Made three (3) critical special teams tackles that most people won't remember.
-RASHARD MENDENHALL: Twenty-two (22) carries for one-hundred twenty-two (122) yards. The touchdown run in the OT was his defining moment thus far as a Steeler. He ran hard as hell all day long. I am concerned that if he continues to attempt his spin move fifteen (15) times a game that he may end up getting killed, like literally killed.
The Bad
DENNIS DIXON: I struggled as to whether to place Dennis in the good or the bad category. I mean, his numbers and passer rating would lead one to believe that he had a good game. However, I was AT the game. I saw Dennis miss open receivers consistently in the first half. He looked scared and tentative. The only truly impressive throw he made all day was the fifty (50) yard pass to Wallace. This guy scares me. And he's not a rookie. I'm sorry but he's been here for three (3) years now. He should know the offense and have some confidence. He got better as the game went on, other than taking the two (2) HUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE sacks with two (2) minutes left in the 4Q. I'm not giving up on Dixon. He did enough to win the game today (although he is very fortunate that the Falcons defensive players don't have hands, apparently). He will have to be better against Tennessee...no doubt.
JEFF REED: Hit a fifty-one (51) yarder. Missed a stupid fifty-five (55) yarder (more on that later) and completely shit himself on the potential game winner with forty (40) seconds left in the 4Q. Skippy cost us two (2) games last year and almost cost us this game as well.
INJURIES: Anytime you lose your starting LT and nose guard in the same game it's a bad day. I hope these guys get healthy soon. They will be needed to win a Superbowl.
Ugly
TOMLIN'S GAME MANAGEMENT: There were three (3) decisions that Tomlin/Ariens made today that very, very easily could have cost the Steelers this game.
First, his decision to attempt a fifty-five (55) yard field goal, into the wind, with thirty (30) seconds left in the first half was beyond asinine. The longest field goal in Heinz Field HISTORY is fifty-one (51) yards (granted, it had just been accomplished by Reed a quarter earlier). The odds of Reed making that kick was probably less than the Steelers completing the 4th and 4 they were facing. Seriously, Reed making a fifty-five yarder at Heinz Field is a 10:1 deal. Beyond all that, Matthew Ryan is one of the best QB's in the NFL. If you give that gentleman the ball with :25 left at midfield he will likely lead his team to points (He did, obviously). DUMB DUMB DUMB, six (6) point swing. ps. Sepulveda is probably the best pooch punter in the NFL.
Second, the timeout Tomlin took with 2:05 left in the 4Q at the fifty (50) yard line is COMPLETELY inexcusable. There is no justifying that move in a tie game. The point of that drive was to try and score with as little time as possible left. DUMB DUMB DUMB.
Third, the playing call on 2nd and 5 on the ensuing play (after the timeout) was incomprehensible. Dixon had not taken a seven (7) step drop the entire game to my recollection. This, coupled with the fact that our starting LT was not in the game, would lead one to believe that the proper play call in that situation would have been a run OR a quick pass to Hines or Heath. Instead, Tomlin/Ariens thought a seven (7) step drop passing play was the right call. RESULT=ELEVEN (11) yard loss on sack. DUMB DUMB DUMB.
Other random thoughts
-Welcome back BMAC, Foote and EL.
-Pouncey is a beast and looks like a veteran.
-Where were Sanders and Battle? Did they see the field?
-BMAC is going to jump one of those out patterns soon enough.
-Troy is probably the best athlete in the NFL.
-What a game. Next week will be a much tougher test.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
College Football Pick'em (winners in bold)
#22 Georgia @ #24 South Carolina (-2.5)
Every year the media picks a new SEC "sleeper." Last year it was Old Miss. Two years ago it was Kentucky. This year the media is trumpeting South Carolina as the next big thing in the SEC East. I remind everyone that SEC "sleeper" teams generally finish with 4+ losses and lose to most of, if not all, the teams that are filled with 4 and 5 star recruits. Georgia 31-USC 22
Michigan @ Notre Dame (-3.5)
If this was 1992 I would probably watch this game. However, neither of these teams have been very good or relevant for a very long time. For reasons unbeknownst to me, this will probably be the most watched game of the weekend. I guess Catholics are just very loyal people. Michigan 21-Notre Dame 20
#18 PSU @ #1 Alabama (-12)
PSU has a great run defense + Alabama relies primarily on it's smashmouth running game + Alabama's Heisman trophy winning running back is not playing= Alabama 24-PSU 20
Every year the media picks a new SEC "sleeper." Last year it was Old Miss. Two years ago it was Kentucky. This year the media is trumpeting South Carolina as the next big thing in the SEC East. I remind everyone that SEC "sleeper" teams generally finish with 4+ losses and lose to most of, if not all, the teams that are filled with 4 and 5 star recruits. Georgia 31-USC 22
South Florida @ #8 Florida (-15.5)
Above average Big East Team @ Elite SEC team. Enough Said. (as a sidebar, I would be shocked if UF doesn't have the shotgun snap problems figured out by kickoff this week) Florida 44-USF 10
#17 Florida State @ #10 Oklahoma (-7.5)
This is probably the trickiest game of the week to pick. Oklahoma looked like garbage in Week 1. FSU looked unstoppable in Week 1. Big spread for two (2) ranked teams. It almost feels like a lock. Like it's too good to be true. It is. Oklahoma in a rout. Oklahoma 39-FSU 20
#12 Da U @ #2 tOSU (-8)
Miami wants revenge for the 2002 National Championship game. The only problem is that none of the players on the 2002 Miami football team have any eligibilty left. This Miami team is nowhere nearly as talented as the '02 version. This tOSU is immensly more talented than the '02 version. Also, this game is being played in a little horseshoe. tOSU 24-DaU 10
Michigan @ Notre Dame (-3.5)
If this was 1992 I would probably watch this game. However, neither of these teams have been very good or relevant for a very long time. For reasons unbeknownst to me, this will probably be the most watched game of the weekend. I guess Catholics are just very loyal people. Michigan 21-Notre Dame 20
#18 PSU @ #1 Alabama (-12)
PSU has a great run defense + Alabama relies primarily on it's smashmouth running game + Alabama's Heisman trophy winning running back is not playing= Alabama 24-PSU 20
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
And it begins...
This weekend is my favorite weekend of the year. The week the college/pro football seasons officially begin. Yes, I know, my beloved Bulldogs won last week, but I'm not going to fool myself into thinking that beating Louisiana-Lafayette State Tech Middle School 55-7 is even close to an accomplishment.
My two teams (for those of you that don't know me personally I root for the greatest NFL team of all time and the most successful college football team of the past 20 years that has not won a championship, mostly because they are Florida's premier bitch) begin there respective seasons under very similar circumstances. Namely, they will both be missing their best offensive players for a significant portion of the early season.
Large Benjamin has been suspended by Emperor Goodell for four (4) games for being an idiot. He was ACCUSED of sexual assault/rape. However, after a two (2) month investigation, the GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigation) determined that there was not enough evidence to arrest Ben, let alone prosecute him. Despite the law enforcement agency's findings, Ben will not be with us for the first quarter of the our season. I think Ben is a giant douchebag who deserves a nice beatdown. However, there is no precedent for a player being suspended without being arrested and/or failing a drug test. One (1) game, I could live with. Two (2) games, I would think unfair. Four (4) games just pisses me off. I digress....
AJ Green, on the other hand, has been suspended by the National Collection of Amazing Assholes (NCAA) for four (4) games for being an idiot. He sold his OWN game worn jersey to someone for approimately $1000. Apparently there is a rule against AJ's actions. The rule is asinine given the fact that the NCAA, UGA and/or Nike has likely made in excess of $1,000,000 selling AJ's jerseys. However, rules are rules and again, I could have lived with a one (1) game suspension. Two (2) games, I would think unfair. I could understand a four (4) game suspension if they would have found a decapitated puppy inside the scandolous jersey. I digress...
Onto the season predictions...and I'll begin with the greatest NFL team of all time. The city of Pittsburgh has been in Code Blue since Monday afternoon when Dennis Dixon was officially named our starting QB. I am honestly, honestly, HONESTLY not concerned who the QB is in these next four (4) games. Pittsburgh has won games in the past six (6) years with Charlie Batch, Tommy Maddox and Byron Leftwich under center. Guess what??? All three (3) of those dudes stink. Like stink really bad. Like stink bad enough that they wouldn't have started for MOST college teams. Dennis Dixon cannot be worse. He just can't. Please GOD tell me he can't be worse. He cant, right???
If the D stays healthy (specifically Aaron Smith, Troy and Ike Taylor) this team could hand Ben the reigns with a 3-1 record. I honestly can't see any worse than 2-2. There is too much pride and veteran leadership to let the ship sail with the loss of one (1) (albeit important) player. I BELIEVE the Steelers will begin the season 3-1 (losing to Tennessee) and finishing the season 12-4 while winning the AFC North yet again. I have a great feeling about this team, this defense, and, of course, the GREAT Hines Ward.
AFC North Champion: Pittsburgh
AFC South Champion: Tennessee
AFC East Champion: New York Jets
AFC West Champion: San Diego
Wildcard: Baltimore
Wildcard: New England
AFC Championship: Pittsburgh vs. New England
NFC North Champion: Minnesota
NFC South Champion: New Orleans
NFC East Champion: Dallas
NFC West Champion: San Francisco
Wildcard: Philadelphia
Wildcard: Atlanta
NFC Championship: Dallas vs. San Franscisco
Superbowl: Pittsburgh 31 - Dallas 24 (yes, I really believe this will happen and I realize that this would be a home game for Dallas which would be sorta, kinda cool)
Onto my beloved Bulldogs. There were two VERY important questions that were PARTIALLY answered last week when the Bulldogs annhilated Louisiana-Lafayette 55-7.
Question #1: Is Aaron Murray capable of being an effective/AWESOME QB in the SEC? Answer: Yes/Maybe. Okay, I'll admit, when I was watching the game, and thinking from a relatively "results oriented" standpoint, I had convinced myself that Murray was the second-coming of Greene-Shockley-Stafford all rolled into one. He made some great throws. He made some surprisingly amazing (possibly stupid) runs. He looked poised. He looked like a winner. HOWEVER, after rewinding the game in my head I was reminded that there were 2-3 balls that certainly should have been picked. There were several runs that went for 5-20 yards that, quite honestly, would have resulted in sacks had the Dawgs been playing a SEC defense. I'm still excited about Murray. I'm still optimistic (cautiously). This week will make for a much finer barometer.
Question #2: Will the defense be able to quickly adjust to Todd Gratham's 3-4 style? Answer: YES, YES, YES. Last year, in the final year of the Willie Martinez regime, the defense consistently looked tenative, soft and scared. Willie Martinez always preached "bend, don't break" which ultimately led to "bend, bend, break, break in half, rip your freaking heart out." What I saw Saturday was a different animal. I saw fire, passion, heart and I saw eleven (11) dudes on defense that wanted to hit someone. I saw SWAG. I saw what I've seen from the Florida Gators for the past 5+ years. I saw what I saw from Alabama last year. I am thoroughly excited about this defense that has multiple NFL caliber playmakers (Rambo, Smith, Boykin, Robinson).
I still believe that we will see some growing pains from Murray this season. He's a freshman. He's gonna F up at some point and throw a pivotal pick six (6). That shit happens. But, I honestly believe this team is REALLY talented. The weapons on offense are immense (Green, Ealey, C. King, T. King, Durham, Smith, Brown, Wooten, Orson, White, etc, etc, etc). As summed up above, the D could be very special. And the special teams are arguably the best in college football.
I BELIEVE: 11-2, SEC EAST Champions (losses to Arkansas and SEC West Champs Alabama), Sugar Bowl Champions
There it is my friends. Take it for what it's worth, or don't take it at all. But mark my words, I am almost always usually sometimes right!!!!
My two teams (for those of you that don't know me personally I root for the greatest NFL team of all time and the most successful college football team of the past 20 years that has not won a championship, mostly because they are Florida's premier bitch) begin there respective seasons under very similar circumstances. Namely, they will both be missing their best offensive players for a significant portion of the early season.
Large Benjamin has been suspended by Emperor Goodell for four (4) games for being an idiot. He was ACCUSED of sexual assault/rape. However, after a two (2) month investigation, the GBI (Georgia Bureau of Investigation) determined that there was not enough evidence to arrest Ben, let alone prosecute him. Despite the law enforcement agency's findings, Ben will not be with us for the first quarter of the our season. I think Ben is a giant douchebag who deserves a nice beatdown. However, there is no precedent for a player being suspended without being arrested and/or failing a drug test. One (1) game, I could live with. Two (2) games, I would think unfair. Four (4) games just pisses me off. I digress....
AJ Green, on the other hand, has been suspended by the National Collection of Amazing Assholes (NCAA) for four (4) games for being an idiot. He sold his OWN game worn jersey to someone for approimately $1000. Apparently there is a rule against AJ's actions. The rule is asinine given the fact that the NCAA, UGA and/or Nike has likely made in excess of $1,000,000 selling AJ's jerseys. However, rules are rules and again, I could have lived with a one (1) game suspension. Two (2) games, I would think unfair. I could understand a four (4) game suspension if they would have found a decapitated puppy inside the scandolous jersey. I digress...
Onto the season predictions...and I'll begin with the greatest NFL team of all time. The city of Pittsburgh has been in Code Blue since Monday afternoon when Dennis Dixon was officially named our starting QB. I am honestly, honestly, HONESTLY not concerned who the QB is in these next four (4) games. Pittsburgh has won games in the past six (6) years with Charlie Batch, Tommy Maddox and Byron Leftwich under center. Guess what??? All three (3) of those dudes stink. Like stink really bad. Like stink bad enough that they wouldn't have started for MOST college teams. Dennis Dixon cannot be worse. He just can't. Please GOD tell me he can't be worse. He cant, right???
If the D stays healthy (specifically Aaron Smith, Troy and Ike Taylor) this team could hand Ben the reigns with a 3-1 record. I honestly can't see any worse than 2-2. There is too much pride and veteran leadership to let the ship sail with the loss of one (1) (albeit important) player. I BELIEVE the Steelers will begin the season 3-1 (losing to Tennessee) and finishing the season 12-4 while winning the AFC North yet again. I have a great feeling about this team, this defense, and, of course, the GREAT Hines Ward.
AFC North Champion: Pittsburgh
AFC South Champion: Tennessee
AFC East Champion: New York Jets
AFC West Champion: San Diego
Wildcard: Baltimore
Wildcard: New England
AFC Championship: Pittsburgh vs. New England
NFC North Champion: Minnesota
NFC South Champion: New Orleans
NFC East Champion: Dallas
NFC West Champion: San Francisco
Wildcard: Philadelphia
Wildcard: Atlanta
NFC Championship: Dallas vs. San Franscisco
Superbowl: Pittsburgh 31 - Dallas 24 (yes, I really believe this will happen and I realize that this would be a home game for Dallas which would be sorta, kinda cool)
Onto my beloved Bulldogs. There were two VERY important questions that were PARTIALLY answered last week when the Bulldogs annhilated Louisiana-Lafayette 55-7.
Question #1: Is Aaron Murray capable of being an effective/AWESOME QB in the SEC? Answer: Yes/Maybe. Okay, I'll admit, when I was watching the game, and thinking from a relatively "results oriented" standpoint, I had convinced myself that Murray was the second-coming of Greene-Shockley-Stafford all rolled into one. He made some great throws. He made some surprisingly amazing (possibly stupid) runs. He looked poised. He looked like a winner. HOWEVER, after rewinding the game in my head I was reminded that there were 2-3 balls that certainly should have been picked. There were several runs that went for 5-20 yards that, quite honestly, would have resulted in sacks had the Dawgs been playing a SEC defense. I'm still excited about Murray. I'm still optimistic (cautiously). This week will make for a much finer barometer.
Question #2: Will the defense be able to quickly adjust to Todd Gratham's 3-4 style? Answer: YES, YES, YES. Last year, in the final year of the Willie Martinez regime, the defense consistently looked tenative, soft and scared. Willie Martinez always preached "bend, don't break" which ultimately led to "bend, bend, break, break in half, rip your freaking heart out." What I saw Saturday was a different animal. I saw fire, passion, heart and I saw eleven (11) dudes on defense that wanted to hit someone. I saw SWAG. I saw what I've seen from the Florida Gators for the past 5+ years. I saw what I saw from Alabama last year. I am thoroughly excited about this defense that has multiple NFL caliber playmakers (Rambo, Smith, Boykin, Robinson).
I still believe that we will see some growing pains from Murray this season. He's a freshman. He's gonna F up at some point and throw a pivotal pick six (6). That shit happens. But, I honestly believe this team is REALLY talented. The weapons on offense are immense (Green, Ealey, C. King, T. King, Durham, Smith, Brown, Wooten, Orson, White, etc, etc, etc). As summed up above, the D could be very special. And the special teams are arguably the best in college football.
I BELIEVE: 11-2, SEC EAST Champions (losses to Arkansas and SEC West Champs Alabama), Sugar Bowl Champions
There it is my friends. Take it for what it's worth, or don't take it at all. But mark my words, I am almost always usually sometimes right!!!!
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